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Type me!

Kalach

Filthy Apes!
Joined
Dec 3, 2008
Messages
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MBTI Type
INTJ
Fine. ESTJ it is.

Te: there's a bunch of stuff out there, and it's damn disorderly!
Si: oh, i so know what you mean, like that 7 over there in the other column, and that process in here doing god knows what without a steering reg in sight--
Ne: we could just give it a try, something'll show up, it'll be great!
Fi: Oh god :(
 

Little Linguist

Striving for balance
Joined
Jun 23, 2008
Messages
6,880
MBTI Type
xNFP
Instinctual Variant
sx/so
Fine. ESTJ it is.

Te: there's a bunch of stuff out there, and it's damn disorderly!
Si: oh, i so know what you mean, like that 7 over there in the other column, and that process in here doing god knows what without a steering reg in sight--
Ne: we could just give it a try, something'll show up, it'll be great!
Fi: Oh god :(

That's my story in a nutshell. :D
 

Venom

Babylon Candle
Joined
Feb 10, 2008
Messages
2,126
MBTI Type
INTJ
Enneagram
1w9
Instinctual Variant
sp/sx
Fine. ESTJ it is.

Te: there's a bunch of stuff out there, and it's damn disorderly!
Si: oh, i so know what you mean, like that 7 over there in the other column, and that process in here doing god knows what without a steering reg in sight--
Ne: we could just give it a try, something'll show up, it'll be great!
Fi: Oh god :(

could you make me one! (wait I dont have a type!)

could you make one for all of the types?
 

VagrantFarce

Active member
Joined
Nov 19, 2008
Messages
1,558
Ti: Oh god, my head is a mess.
Ne: Oh god, now it's even worse!
Si: I need some time to tidy up...
Fe: Oh god I made eye-contact with someone, abandon ship!
 

Jeffster

veteran attention whore
Joined
Jun 7, 2008
Messages
6,743
MBTI Type
ESFP
Enneagram
7w6
Instinctual Variant
sx
"Brain in a Crisis," by Renée Carolyn

Te is sitting in a big, comfortable black roller chair, facing the rest of the group in a rather menacing way, looking for answers.

Ne, Fe, Se are sitting in the front row of a white conference room with white walls, no pictures, a white board in front, with black chairs......

ESTJs don't come up with stuff like this. :alttongue:
 

Little Linguist

Striving for balance
Joined
Jun 23, 2008
Messages
6,880
MBTI Type
xNFP
Instinctual Variant
sx/so
FERKKKKKKKKKK Why do I keep typing intuitive??? I. AM. NOT. INTUITIVE.

Your Type is
ENTJ
Extraverted Intuitive Thinking Judging
Strength of the preferences %
1 25 12 67

STUPID HUMANMETRICS.

I'm procrastinating. Ferk.
 

Venom

Babylon Candle
Joined
Feb 10, 2008
Messages
2,126
MBTI Type
INTJ
Enneagram
1w9
Instinctual Variant
sp/sx
FERKKKKKKKKKK Why do I keep typing intuitive??? I. AM. NOT. INTUITIVE.

Your Type is
ENTJ
Extraverted Intuitive Thinking Judging
Strength of the preferences %
1 25 12 67

STUPID HUMANMETRICS.

I'm procrastinating. Ferk.

to be fair, your preference % is rather low. Maybe its picking up on your amazing tertiary abilities, Ms ESTJ? ;)
 

Little Linguist

Striving for balance
Joined
Jun 23, 2008
Messages
6,880
MBTI Type
xNFP
Instinctual Variant
sx/so
to be fair, your preference % is rather low. Maybe its picking up on your amazing tertiary abilities, Ms ESTJ? ;)

Yes, that's true. All my preferences (except J) are super low. I'm sure that also contributes to the confusion. :blush:

If anyone calls me a P, though, I will kick his ass. Just for the record.
 

Jeffster

veteran attention whore
Joined
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Messages
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MBTI Type
ESFP
Enneagram
7w6
Instinctual Variant
sx
FERKKKKKKKKKK Why do I keep typing intuitive??? I. AM. NOT. INTUITIVE.

Sure ya are. And every time you take ANOTHER personality test, you only further prove my point. ;)
 

Venom

Babylon Candle
Joined
Feb 10, 2008
Messages
2,126
MBTI Type
INTJ
Enneagram
1w9
Instinctual Variant
sp/sx
Sure ya are. And every time you take ANOTHER personality test, you only further prove my point. ;)

So does a lack of interest prove S to you? How do you explain your own presence then? :D

In my own attempts to expand the MBTI cult, I've found that the people who test N aren't usually "that" interested beyond a 5 minute explanation of their results. The S's just flat out dont want to take the test (unless they are ESFJ).
 

Little Linguist

Striving for balance
Joined
Jun 23, 2008
Messages
6,880
MBTI Type
xNFP
Instinctual Variant
sx/so
Sure ya are. And every time you take ANOTHER personality test, you only further prove my point. ;)

:( :cry: But I am an S. Reawwwy.

So does a lack of interest prove S to you? How do you explain your own presence then? :D

In my own attempts to expand the MBTI cult, I've found that the people who test N aren't usually "that" interested beyond a 5 minute explanation of their results. The S's just flat out dont want to take the test (unless they are ESFJ).

And then there are those who are crazy about our type. And we are W for weird.
 

Little Linguist

Striving for balance
Joined
Jun 23, 2008
Messages
6,880
MBTI Type
xNFP
Instinctual Variant
sx/so
For an ESTJ I type N way too often, wtf? :wtf:

Extroverted (E) 62.07% Introverted (I) 37.93%
Intuitive (N) 56.25% Sensing (S) 43.75%
Thinking (T) 52.78% Feeling (F) 47.22%
Judging (J) 67.74% Perceiving (P) 32.26%

DUDE My feeling preference is just as high as my thinking in cognitive functions:

Te = Fe > Ne > Ni > Se > Si > Fi > Ti
 

Little Linguist

Striving for balance
Joined
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Messages
6,880
MBTI Type
xNFP
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sx/so
Whew. Okay. I'm not the only one.

My only clear preference is J, and that doesn't matter. Ferk.
 

Little Linguist

Striving for balance
Joined
Jun 23, 2008
Messages
6,880
MBTI Type
xNFP
Instinctual Variant
sx/so
Like I said in my blog, even if I'm not ESTJ, I am ESTJ, because I'm sick of this shit and want closure now. Time to make a decision and ferk it all.

If I'm a J, that means I'm either:

Si-dom (NO)
Fe-dom (NO)
Ni-dom (NO)

or

Te-dom (and that's the only one that's left)

Which means I'm either a Te/Ni (no) or a Te/Si (yes)

So ferk it I'm ESTJ. Sick of this crap.
 

NewEra

New member
Joined
Dec 21, 2008
Messages
3,104
MBTI Type
I

:huh:... :steam:... :D


Like I said in my blog, even if I'm not ESTJ, I am ESTJ, because I'm sick of this shit and want closure now. Time to make a decision and ferk it all.

If I'm a J, that means I'm either:

Si-dom (NO)
Fe-dom (NO)
Ni-dom (NO)

or

Te-dom (and that's the only one that's left)

Which means I'm either a Te/Ni (no) or a Te/Si (yes)

So ferk it I'm ESTJ. Sick of this crap.

lol well at least closure = patented Jness.
 
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