[SP] Top 3 reasons for why SPs suck...

[Domino]

You know what I hate about SPs? Particularly ISTPs? When they load all of their hitman equipment into a plane, parachute into a small autocratic nation, shoot up the place, come home, and tell me that they put someone out of business. I mean really! Like I believe that story! Where did all that blood come from?! And that foreign currency isn't "play money" either! It's got a watermark, for crying out loud! You ISTPs think you can lie to me, but I'm SO not buying that "But I'm just an insurance salesman, baby!" rigmarole anymore!

*storms off in a huff and slams doors all over the house for effect*

 

[miss fortune]

You know what I hate about SPs? Particularly ISTPs? When they load all of their hitman equipment into a plane, parachute into a small autocratic nation, shoot up the place, come home, and tell me that they put someone out of business. I mean really! Like I believe that story! Where did all that blood come from?! And that foreign currency isn't "play money" either! It's got a watermark, for crying out loud! You ISTPs think you can lie to me, but I'm SO not buying that "But I'm just an insurance salesman, baby!" rigmarole anymore!

*storms off in a huff and slams doors all over the house for effect*

damn... you're on to me!

 

[Domino]

*pauses with door in mid-slam* I told you, I'm hip to your ways! HIP!

*slam slam*!!

I won't be snowed anymore! That night vision rifle scope isn't for sighting deer is it?! Don't lie to me! You've offed another foreign dignitary, haven't you!

 

[miss fortune]

ummm... no... that full presidential ceremonial uniform in the closet was my Halloween costume last year! I swear! And I was in Cleveland at an insurance conference when he died!

 

[Night]

They don't.

 

[Domino]

ummm... no... that full presidential ceremonial uniform in the closet was my Halloween costume last year! I swear! And I was in Cleveland at an insurance conference when he died!

Bull crap, Napoleon!

 

[miss fortune]

it was merely a layover in Bogota! I never left the Starbucks at the airport!

and as for the big game hunting, why else would I be in Africa?

 

[Magic Poriferan]

Great.
I've found yet another zany course of events that will overshadow my work.
I guess I'll just take this android replica of Ghengis Khan elsewhere...

 

[Domino]

Bogota!? BOGOTA?! If you were in Bogota, why did I hear Swahili being spoken behind you? HMMM!? You forget I'm fluent in Swahili! I heard everything! That guy in the background behind you said "clickclick CLICK whistle clickcluckNOO"! That means "I'll see you at the Assassin and Hitman's Union Convention and Business Lunch Week"!

GEEZ!!

*slams the bathroom cabinet for emphasis*

 

[miss fortune]

I swear! that was the guy waiting for the phone booth after I was done calling! How am I supposed to understand Swahili! All the Swahili I know is Hakuna Matata, which means no worries, not let's kill this guy! I'm just an insurance salesman!

and those diamonds I brought you were from the jewelry store in the mall...

 

[ptgatsby]

Particularly ISTPs? When they load all of their hitman equipment into a plane, parachute into a small autocratic nation,

You know what I find disturbing... I read this in all seriousness and wanted to post; "Well, you know that ISTPs can be just as afraid of heights... we don't all go parachuting".

Then I realised that I kind of accepted shooting up foreign countries.

You'd think I'd be making a joke... except I was completely serious about it.

(It was followed up by - jeeze, your ISTP really doesn't have a handle of details. Who comes home bloody?)

 

[Domino]

You know what I find disturbing... I read this in all seriousness and wanted to post; "Well, you know that ISTPs can be just as afraid of heights... we don't all go parachuting".

Then I realised that I kind of accepted shooting up foreign countries.

You'd think I'd be making a joke... except I was completely serious about it.

(It was followed up by - jeeze, your ISTP really doesn't have a handle of details. Who comes home bloody?)

AHHAHAHA!!! That's priceless. And yet... and yet, so true. I have known some ISTPs who could have seamlessly knocked off a small country. Every time my twin sees Daniel Craig, she turns to me and says "That look familiar?? HMM?!"

 

[miss fortune]

ummm... yeah... some of us are working towards working for the government it's a long process!

 

[Domino]

Government. *pshh* You don't just use your double O rating for killing! You use it to get free lattes at Starbucks too! Admit it! You're already going straight to Mormon hell, missy!

 

[miss fortune]

no!!! I don't want to be surrounded by white people eating white food wearing full body covering white clothes!!! <--- istp crocodile tears

 

[Roger Mexico]

Why do SPs suck?

Because they needed the money!!

ZING!

Hmm. ESTP's yes. ESFP's might have just worn heels and forgotten to bring cab fare, so they need a place to sleep.

ISFP's because your poetry is just sooo... something.

ISTP's because they werejust chillaxin in the sauna after a wicked gnar sesh on the weights talkin about how they can really see how all those squat thrusts are starting to pay off and... what's this? Helloooooooooooo!

 

[miss fortune]

ISTP's because they werejust chillaxin in the sauna after a wicked gnar sesh on the weights talkin about how they can really see how all those squat thrusts are starting to pay off and... what's this? Helloooooooooooo!

is this even english?

(starts packing up bags for another "insurance conference" in RMs home town)

 

[nothappy]

those are the reasons why we are awesome

 

[silkbite]

1. They fly into fits of rage when asked to be responsive and responsible for a change.
2. They don't pay attention to what you say, but rather the timbre of your voice.
3. They bitch at you for examining things, reprimanding and indicting you for your inability to just "live!"

(er, just going off my experience with my ESFP mom)

 

[rhinosaur]

those are the reasons why we are awesome

I concur.