[ISTP] When do ISTPs share their deeper emotions?

[Domino]

I can't say I've ever seen an ISTP drunk. lol I've seen ESTPs drunk. ISFPs. ESFPs. Even ISTJs. I'm clearly not paying attention.

 

[millerm277]

I can't say I've ever seen an ISTP drunk. lol I've seen ESTPs drunk. ISFPs. ESFPs. Even ISTJs. I'm clearly not paying attention.

Maybe other ISTPs are more interesting than me, but I'm a boring one. Literally NO change in my personality. Unless you've been watching the quantity I've been having, you'd never know.

 

[rhinosaur]

Yeah people who drink or do drugs with me say they can't tell if I'm sober or not. Well, unless I'm making a complete fool of myself, which happens occasionally.

 

[MetalWounds]

Yeah people who drink or do drugs with me say they can't tell if I'm sober or not. Well, unless I'm making a complete fool of myself, which happens occasionally.

Same here. Occasionally there's photo/video evidence.

 

[Domino]

Same here. Occasionally there's photo/video evidence.

And snow removal duty.

 

[MetalWounds]

And snow removal duty.

You mock, but now I'm paroled.

Sweet sweet freedom.

 

[Domino]

You mock, but now I'm paroled.

Sweet sweet freedom.

The villagers won't stand for it. It's torches and pitchforks and silly chanted slogans until you go back to your cave.

 

[MetalWounds]

The villagers won't stand for it. It's torches and pitchforks and silly chanted slogans until you go back to your cave.

You say that like angry mobs that want me to get out of town are an unusual occurrence.

 

[millerm277]

The villagers won't stand for it. It's torches and pitchforks and silly chanted slogans until you go back to your cave.

We're 's, we can take on a whole town worth of wimpy villagers. They'd better bring some better weapons, at least, if they want a chance....

 

[Doppleganger]

Now don't you go giving them false hope.

 

[Domino]

You say that like angry mobs that want me to get out of town are an unusual occurrence.

I had a dream last night that I hated you. Imagine my joy when I awoke and found it true. Ficus and I are unanimous. He'll never forgive you for pouring that appletini into his planter.

We're 's, we can take on a whole town worth of wimpy villagers. They'd better bring some better weapons, at least, if they want a chance....

They're fancy villagers. They have boards with nails in them. Still too primeval?

Now don't you go giving them false hope.

Going all Top Gun in here. I approve! *laughs*

 

[563 740]

88 mph.

 

[Domino]

88 mph.

Well that's just super. Now I want a Delorean.

 

[MetalWounds]

I had a dream last night that I hated you. Imagine my joy when I awoke and found it true. Ficus and I are unanimous. He'll never forgive you for pouring that appletini into his planter.

Hated me because I'm so awesome? I concur.

 

[Domino]

Hated me because I'm so awesome? I concur.

He has deeper emotions too, you mercenary. They really come out when he gets too much Miracle Gro (also your fault. Somehow.).

 

[MetalWounds]

He has deeper emotions too, you mercenary. They really come out when he gets too much Miracle Gro (also your fault. Somehow.).

I told you that plant puberty are troublesome years but you just didn't believe me.

 

[Domino]

I told you that plant puberty are troublesome years but you just didn't believe me.

Well sure, you can make such blase cavalier statements, can't you, because you're never home! You're always at the plastic factory putting grommets in toilet seats for $12 an hour simply because you refuse to get a REAL job! You know, like the one you had at the convenience store!! It had (partial) dental, a buyer loyalty Fritos plan, and free condoms from the mens' room (not that you'll be seeing any action now that you've worn me out chasing after Ficus and his Marijuana homies!)

 

[MetalWounds]

Well sure, you can make such blase cavalier statements, can't you, because you're never home! You're always at the plastic factory putting grommets in toilet seats for $12 an hour simply because you refuse to get a REAL job! You know, like the one you had at the convenience store!! It had (partial) dental, a buyer loyalty Fritos plan, and free condoms from the mens' room (not that you'll be seeing any action now that you've worn me out chasing after Ficus and his Marijuana homies!)

Okay, just for the sake of fairness, that "partial dental" stipulated that if you lost a tooth they'd knock the opposing tooth out for "symmetry". Those condoms? Let's just say that they were "gently pre-used". But the Fritos plan was sick.

P.S. the bank called and they're repossessing your Winnebago because you've been paying them in actual beans. (You're taking all that 20s mob lingo too seriously, no one knows what a "sawbuck" is, just let it go)

 

[LadyJaye]

I told you that plant puberty are troublesome years but you just didn't believe me.

I would venture to guess that the reason why no one believed you about puberty is probably because you haven't crossed that threshold yourself. Ficus can't respect you if you don't understand the "changes" he's going through.

 

[MetalWounds]

I would venture to guess that the reason why no one believed you about puberty is probably because you haven't crossed that threshold yourself. Ficus can't respect you if you don't understand the "changes" he's going through.

Well my killer stache would beg to differ.