Peter Deadpan
phallus impudicus
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Oh gawd... here goes... *cracks knuckles*
-too rigid in routine
-almost no spontaneous sex (maybe he has issues - he did have one shrunken ball - SORRYNOTSORRY go feck yourself)
-and speaking of fecking oneself, way too obsessed with masturbation. 4+ consecutive hours is too long. I'm not exaggerating.
-moody, negative
-very critical of and whiny about other people (coworkers, drivers, the guy in his way at the grocery store...)
-completely different personas in public vs at home, inauthentic
-arrogant
-self-righteous
-sometimes rude, cold, mean
-unpredictable periods of being distant and uninterested
-self-absorbed
-sometimes great with Fe which is FRUSTRATING because it's not consistent or predictable
-judgy
-stubborn
-explosions when anger built up too much
-faked Fe moments, like pretend smiles and "moments" that just didn't feel authentic, which led me to feel not truly loved as if something was wrong
-non-existent time management skills
-over-indulgent with food and drugs (past or present, depending)
There's probably more, but I think that's good enough. In an effort to not be a total bitch, here are a few things I loved about my ex ISTP:
-sexy
-very good lover. VERY. (god I hate him for that - set that bar way high)
-random bouts of Se explosions (like randomly doing running/leaping somersaults or walking handstands just because)
-fun to watch work/cook/be musical or creative
-fun to watch think, something I loved to do with him (seeing that Ti and Se work together is so intriguing and entertaining)
-usually did a great job cheering me up when I was emotional
-creative
-handy
-lots of big ideas (too many, actually)
-moments of sheer excitement
-moments of sincere Fe which was the best feeling I have ever known
It should be noted that my ISTP *may* have undiagnosed and untreated bipolar disorder, which could make some of these examples markedly more extreme than average. If it weren't for the extremes and the all-too-often moments of "bleh meh" distance and negativity with him, we'd still be together.
-too rigid in routine
-almost no spontaneous sex (maybe he has issues - he did have one shrunken ball - SORRYNOTSORRY go feck yourself)
-and speaking of fecking oneself, way too obsessed with masturbation. 4+ consecutive hours is too long. I'm not exaggerating.
-moody, negative
-very critical of and whiny about other people (coworkers, drivers, the guy in his way at the grocery store...)
-completely different personas in public vs at home, inauthentic
-arrogant
-self-righteous
-sometimes rude, cold, mean
-unpredictable periods of being distant and uninterested
-self-absorbed
-sometimes great with Fe which is FRUSTRATING because it's not consistent or predictable
-judgy
-stubborn
-explosions when anger built up too much
-faked Fe moments, like pretend smiles and "moments" that just didn't feel authentic, which led me to feel not truly loved as if something was wrong
-non-existent time management skills
-over-indulgent with food and drugs (past or present, depending)
There's probably more, but I think that's good enough. In an effort to not be a total bitch, here are a few things I loved about my ex ISTP:
-sexy
-very good lover. VERY. (god I hate him for that - set that bar way high)
-random bouts of Se explosions (like randomly doing running/leaping somersaults or walking handstands just because)
-fun to watch work/cook/be musical or creative
-fun to watch think, something I loved to do with him (seeing that Ti and Se work together is so intriguing and entertaining)
-usually did a great job cheering me up when I was emotional
-creative
-handy
-lots of big ideas (too many, actually)
-moments of sheer excitement
-moments of sincere Fe which was the best feeling I have ever known
It should be noted that my ISTP *may* have undiagnosed and untreated bipolar disorder, which could make some of these examples markedly more extreme than average. If it weren't for the extremes and the all-too-often moments of "bleh meh" distance and negativity with him, we'd still be together.
