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[MBTI General] Jeffster's one-line responses to topic titles

Jeffster

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With all this tension lately about trolls and bans and stuff, I figured it would be better for me to just start my own topic where I respond to the titles of the threads, rather than risk offending people's delicate sensibilities by posting in the actual topics.

So, here we go with Round 1:

What kind of XNFP are you?

The kind that's doing it wrong.

Can't you see it my way?

No.

I Love Thicky-thick Girls, Strong, Squeezable and Meaty, oh, and Suck It! :)

That's the hottest title ever.

INFx??

No.

This is not a Typology Forum

You are not reading this.

My INTJ Girlfriend is always Late

Set your clock back some, then she'll be right on time.

Am I SO or SX?

SX! SX! TOTALLY SX!

Does empty space attract empty space?

No.

How would you approach this technical problem?

With a ten-foot pole.

ENTP wants to get shy people to open up.

ISFP wants a million dollars.

How accurate is this for other people?

37 percent.

Preparation for 2012???

No!!!

What Type of Intellectual are You?

The type that burps a lot.

Everybody's got a thing...

Yes, I had sex ed in 5th grade too...

Where do you work?

In the kitchen.

NFs would you mind if I ask you something "personal" ?

Not at all.

How many people have you slept with?

I dunno, do I only count people who slept the whole time?

How Do NF's/Idealists Find Love?

By inhaling the time vortex.

What made you happy today?

I saw a hot pregnant chick in the grocery store.

Was It False Advertisement?

Yes.

What are you listening to?

The air conditioner working its butt off.

What does an unhealthy INFP look like?

Frodo mixed with Hitler.

Should I put on pants/trousers?

Yes/No.

Do you have trouble describing people?

No, are you one of those people who's kinda..well..you know like you're sorta............crap.

Going through a time of transition and self-discovery, not sure about my type

NF.

ESFP or ISFP - How do you tell the difference?

Flip 'em over and check for bite marks.

ENFJ growth (Books? Advice?)

No, tumor.

Ask an ENFJ

Okay. WHY? WHYYYY?

I'm here, Don't stand up please..

No problem..
 

stalemate

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My delicate sensibilities are offended.
 

Totenkindly

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Jeffster's one-line responses to topic titles

Beats the real thangs.
 

Randomnity

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That is hilarious, even more than posting those in the threads. :laugh:
 
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I approve of this thread. Here's the Tater stamp of approval.

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ragashree

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Haha, well done ;)

I tend to just post things like this in the thread though, if the thread is sufficiently boring that it deserves it... on the other hand maybe I'm sometimes put off doing so at all by not wanting to be meaner than absolutely necessary, so I DO see your point. :whistling:
 

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ayoitsStepho

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:rofl1:
This is why I love you so.
 

Jeffster

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EPISODE TWO:


What is going on in here? Really annoying guy.

I love it when the questions answer themselves.

Male or female?

I'd like female, please.

Is it hard being an NTJ female?

No, they're the best at that "hot nerd chick" thing.

Would an applied linguistics blog be interesting?

No, sorry. The blog would have to be non-applied.

What's Your Alignment?

I hang a little bit to the right usually.

Answer with a line of lyrics

"The girl is hard to see like an unseen DJ."

How to get motivated?

Start by making your questions grammatically correct.

What do ENFPs think of INFPs?

They think of them as test kittens.

Where does Introverts' energy come from?

A green glowing substance that fell to Earth many eons ago.

Who is the above member?

Ooh! I know this one! "Things Lindsay Lohan has said at 3am!"

Never is just Reven spelled backwards...

:eek:

The Internet has ruined everything...

Yes, but the ruination has been SO FUN.

help get my INTP brother to actually do work

I dunno, that sounds like a lot of work.

NF take on the quarter-life-crisis process

The "NF" is redundant in this topic title.

Cookies? For me???

No, they're for Dave.

Have you heard?

No, I'm deaf.

Is lying a part of an attractive personality?

Yes, especially when she's lying in my bed.

How On Earth Do I Get A Girlfriend?

Stop limiting yourself to Earth. I hear the best girls are on Venus.

Rank all 8 of your functions

1. Spilling stuff

2. Belching

3. Picking my nose

4. Eating

5. Masturbating

6. Hugging

7. Driving

8. Farting

9. Peeing

10. Calculating Quadratic Equations

What is your ethnic background?

A chimpanzee married a green blob from Uranus.

answer me i need answers

not until you use some damn punctuation you hear me

Should sex offenders be treated humanely?

No. The hot female ones should be delivered to my apartment.

what do you think..(finally going to the point i was heading with this)

Can't think at all! (once again answering with a line of lyrics)

My baby went to the coiffeur...

Well, there's nothin' like a coiffed baby! MmmmmmmMMmmmm!


'til next time...
 

ZPowers

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No. The hot female [sex offenders] should be delivered to my apartment.

This is not something that happens. Not the 'brought to my apartment' thing, the 'hot female sex offender' thing. If the standing US policy was to bring hot female sex offenders to your door, you would receive as many hot female sex offenders as you do now.




PS
(If there is a hot female sex offender, she's got to be like, waaaay crazier than a normal sex offender, because it's not an act of total desperation, but sociopathic desire)
 
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