[SP] Laziest things you've ever done?

[chickpea]

i'm not an SP but i'm an EXTREMELY lazy INFP so i think i can participate

a couple of weeks ago i ate an entire pint of ben and jerry's, not because i was hungry but because i didn't want to get out of bed and put it back in the freezer.

 

[Bamboo]

My neighbor got one in Washington D.C.

It looked quite real, but it just wasn't necessary as many bars in Washington D.C. don't care if you're 15 and ordering liquor, so long as you are not selling crack or waving guns at people.

When was this?

Bars, especially in NW, are pretty tight about proper ID...


On a related note, I was too lazy to get a fake, and when I did turn 21, I was too lazy to go through the whole "going downtown" (a few feet of snow will do that...but it's May now...) process so I just go to the local redneck bars that are close to me.

 

[gromit]

i'm not an SP but i'm an EXTREMELY lazy INFP so i think i can participate

a couple of weeks ago i ate an entire pint of ben and jerry's, not because i was hungry but because i didn't want to get out of bed and put it back in the freezer.

 

[Halla74]

I didn't feel like partitioning xp as a dual operating system with VISTA in my laptop, so I bought a new one with win 7... .

YES!!! You should be the Director of National Electronic Purchasing!!!

i'm not an SP but i'm an EXTREMELY lazy INFP so i think i can participate

a couple of weeks ago i ate an entire pint of ben and jerry's, not because i was hungry but because i didn't want to get out of bed and put it back in the freezer.

That kicks ass, I love it. I used to do the sazme thing with "Frusen Gladje" ice cream in the 80's. It came in this bad ass little space capsule container, and the top was really hard to get on/off, so it was just alot easier to eat the whole thing.

When was this?

Bars, especially in NW, are pretty tight about proper ID...

The year was 1990. The bar that was most accessible was the "Mr. Henry's" near the Foggy Bottom Metro stop. The shop where my friend got his fake ID was "Electromax." They also sold "passport photos, and most likely passports too. :yim_rolling_on_the_

On a related note, I was too lazy to get a fake, and when I did turn 21, I was too lazy to go through the whole "going downtown" (a few feet of snow will do that...but it's May now...) process so I just go to the local redneck bars that are close to me.

Yeah, maneuvering through a blizzard is not fun. That's why we used to light suburban fireworks assaults at 3 AM in the middle of winter, we knew no one in their right mind would pursue us.

If you grow a burly beard, wear old jeans and a t-shirt, and get really dirty, you can buy just about anything at a convenience store.

 

[disregard]

AND...

What do you mean 'and'?