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[SP] The Amazing SP Alarm Clock!

sLiPpY

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8 awesome alarm clocks - Technotica- msnbc.com

This amazing alarm clock specifically designed for SP's. Will wake you in the morning by cooking bacon! :happy2:

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does it refrigerate the bacon overnight?

mmm, food poisoning.
 
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Seriously, they expect a person to have the foresight to put the bacon in there the night before? Why do people expect so much from me?
 

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The directions indicate that the bacon should be "frozen."
sketchy. bacon thaws pretty fast.

that is a pretty funny idea though.

I'll just have to find a real person-slave to cook me bacon in the morning. :headphne:
 

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It's just a tease though! You can't actually buy one anywhere. :steam:
 

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You know, I might be more impressed if it made me a whole meal.
 

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It's just a tease though! You can't actually buy one anywhere. :steam:

I know!! I tried looking and dude's site doesn't have jack shit on it about getting one :(

@ayoitsStepho - I'm sure you could put other food in there that would cook with the same setting!! :D
 

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:drool: bacon.... :drool:

probably for an SP with a J around so that someone would remember to put the bacon in the night before :yes:
 

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But having to put a bacon there every single time is too much =(
 

JocktheMotie

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Bacon is nasty stuff :tongue: Is there a pancakes version?

You're dead to me.

Anyways, when I clicked on this thread I was envisioning an alarm clock with a mallet attached to it, that just beat you over the head until you woke up and turned it off. I have to do this to wake up my ISTP brother for work.
 

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cooking bacon is so enjoyable though, and the anticipation while it cooks....
i wouldn't want to miss out on that.

you know, standing there in your underwear with the spatula, so tired you just stand there and watch it cook.
and then the whole house smells like bacon. beautiful!
 

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You'd still have to clean it. And think of where all that bacon-fat splatter is going. <_<
 
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cooking bacon is so enjoyable though, and the anticipation while it cooks....
i wouldn't want to miss out on that.

you know, standing there in your underwear with the spatula, so tired you just stand there and watch it cook.
and then the whole house smells like bacon. beautiful!

One of the few times I puked in my childhood was due to the smell of bacon frying... yum! Rendered animal fat!
 

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such S problems. how you get through the day, I'll never understand.

So, lemme guess, the N's just envision the bacon grease being gone and it disappears?
 
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