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    Senior Member Willfrey's Avatar
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    Nov 2008


    I do this. All the time. We have a pretty relaxed work enviroment here and we all give eachother shit.

    Me: Are you sure, Jeff?
    Jeff: Willfrey, I don't open my mouth unless I know I'm right.
    Me: Or if there's a shlong infront of it.

    I get it from my ISTp/j dad, who busts out some of the quickest best qips at family runions, the amount of crap he gives his little brother is hilarious.
    ...Then I ducked my head and the lights went out, and two guns blazed in the dark;
    And a woman screamed, and the lights went up, and two men lay stiff and stark...

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    Well, there are the really clever ones which are usually quick one-liners that are automatic kills... or the lame ones... that are in some terrible way, ACTUALLY clever, if you can get past... the lameness that would make even me *facepalm*.

    But to be honest, after I've just exploded the lame ones onto the unsuspecting audience, their quirky lameness makes me feel kinda smug. Sometimes the more lame it is, the more smug I feel---although this is best exploded onto xNFJs because the shock/horror/cry of their reaction can be a big pat on the shoulder (and they find it endearing... somehow... and they won't kill you for it.. not like the xNTJs).

    iSFJs can be slow on the uptake, and sometimes need to have the remark explained before they get it... WHICH KILLS IT!!!

    iNTPs get it, but usually respond with telling you how lame it is (if they know you quite well, and using this expression =_=). Then they come up with their own "witty" iNTP sh*te which, tbh, is even worse than some of the things that I've come up with...

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