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[ESFP] The ESFP haters thread

mortabunt

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What I hate about ESFP's: all the things I hate about ENFP's, only there are no good points. (such as beign able to have an N to N conversation. S to N always sucks for the N who has to oversimplify things than for the S who can still understand but only has to think of the meaning.)
 

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And it seems that the only defense ESxP knows, is a furious counter-attack. :newwink:

Instead of acknowledging their own faults, they'll try to prove that others are even more flawed.

Win. I am actually siding with the SJ's on this one. The only thing I hate more than my ISTJ is this ESTP I know. Oh how I want to be allowed to kill him. I can kill the SJ later.
 

LotsOfHeart

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They can get LOUD. They can forget other people are in the room/conversation that want to talk.

They can be totally fun. <3 my esfp sister.

That's true. This ESFP girl that I like would start joking with me when people were around working and it would get to the point I had to tell her to calm down (very nicely of course) and she would listen to me, and just smile at me with her beautiful sparkling eyes. Secretively I would want to just keep playing with her, but I knew that wouldn't go over well with the people around at that moment. :D
 

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I know two ESFPs who are absolute bastards. One tries to be entertaining all the time, can't stand anything serious, and doesn't understand anyone else's viewpoints while the other's a self-absorbed special snowflake who conforms to nonconformity.
 

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I would love to befriend a healthy ESFP. There's so much compatibility potential, there, that has been wasted by my toxic ESFP experience.

Someone find me a nice one, plz? :puppy_dog_eyes:
 
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WALMART

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I cannot think of an ESFP I know in real life.


I knew an ESTP quite well, which makes me wonder what one would be like. My cousin might be an ESFP.


I think EXFP's in general are vulnerable to feelings of entitlement and self-indulgent thinking.
 

Jeffster

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I hate ESFPs because all of the ones who posted in this topic either don't post anymore or changed their type to something else.


I would love to befriend a healthy ESFP. There's so much compatibility potential, there, that has been wasted by my toxic ESFP experience.

Someone find me a nice one, plz? :puppy_dog_eyes:

I'm nice!

I'm not very healthy, but one outta two ain't bad, right? :cool:
 

RaptorWizard

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ESFPs are the most intelligent people in the world. ;)

We should all bow down to their almighty mastermind intellect without reservation! :worthy:

As the ESFP director commands, :azdaja: the INTJ supporter follows. :butterflee:
 

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^ other than the phrase "please let me touch your boob?" :puppy_dog_eyes:
 

jewelluckystar05

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I don't hate any particular type, I've seen people get treated like crap on type forums before because of one little joke someone made and people turn on them, I choose not to participate in hate threads
 

Cellmold

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I don't hate any particular type, I've seen people get treated like crap on type forums before because of one little joke someone made and people turn on them, I choose not to participate in hate threads

Hating hate is the one hate we can all agree to hate.
 

jewelluckystar05

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only thing I hate about my type is being a loner even though I'm an extravert because I stood up to one two face too many that pushed responsibility for keeping their reputation in tact off on everybody else since ESTPs just aren't afraid of much danger, lol.
 

Cellmold

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only thing I hate about my type is being a loner even though I'm an extravert because I stood up to one two face too many that pushed responsibility for keeping their reputation in tact off on everybody else since ESTPs just aren't afraid of much danger, lol.

I think you sound like an honourable person who id be happy to be friends with. :D
 

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I don't mind them but what always bugs me about them (which is my failing) is the seeming shallowness. I cannot reconcile with the seeming reality of SFP that there is truly little or nothing beyond the surface. I'm used to a situation where a person is like an onion with many layers echoing down from beyond the surface. Yet my experiences with these types suggests there is nothing beyond and nothing more to them than what is presented. There is seemingly no hidden depth; a truly disappointing case of what you see is what you get. If I am wrong then I understand. Because of this however I find myself wishing to dismiss SFP types as a waste of time as the world they live in does not appeal to me in the slightest and there are no unseen factors, secrets or unseen potential to keep me intrigued and interested.
 
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UniqueMixture

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FUCK ALL YOU HATERS I LOVE ESFPS!!!!
 

Aesthete

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As an ISTJ, I must make sure this thread gets back on it's tracks and we can all start hating ESFPs again.

I don't like 'em xSFP too much. They are far too superficial for me. I don't consider them to be very good friend material. Why? Because the lack commitment to understand other persons beyond surface. They think everyone should follow the fashion and trends. They change their friends as often as they change their clothes. They are the most herd-minded type there is. They like what others like, and they hate what others hate.

This is based on my experience on (possibly unhealthy?) xSFPs.

There, you asked for it. :)

Amen, brother.
 
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