So, I sent a pretty emotional email to INTJ I'm close to in real life who knows I'm very frustrated with their lack of communication. It would have been A LOT for most to handle, I'm very direct and I would typically expect that style of communication to elicit an emotional, defensive response. Anyway, thank God for INTJs, this completely cracked me up, conveyed everything I needed and I give it a solid 10 for style points:

"Dear Adam,

I regret to inform you that you have broken your INTJ. Services are temporarily out of order due to processing and analyzing. Please stand by while we fix the issue, the problem should be resolved in a day or two. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.

Kind Regards,

INTJ Maintenance Team"

It's even funnier to me because we never talk MBTI but do know each others type. Stuff like this makes it sooooo hard to dislike them no matter how insane they drive me!