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[INTP] Why are INTPs nothing but brains in vats?

INTPs are brains in vats because they...


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RaptorWizard

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INTPs are brains in vats because they...

have the omnipotent powers of divinity!

can transcend all mundane restrictions!

are the grand designers of existence!

analyze life too much without living it!

want a rational world devoid of feeling!

suck at being useful and taking action!

substitute reality for subjective logic!
 

Julius_Van_Der_Beak

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I like being a brain in a vat. Brains in vats are sexy.
 

Standuble

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Why did you ask why they were? Perhaps they are simply due to blind mutation?

My question is why they have not had people build them robotic bodies? The brain in the vat is a pitiful creature of dependency for it needs others to maintain every environmental requirement for its continued existence beyond what others need. Even the water and oxygen it requires need to be monitored as a single leak can spell ruin. However if they got a TJ to built them a body complete with a simple AI which can do the necessary maintenance without the brain's input then they have become creatures of relative independence which if I'm not mistaken is what most INTPs want deep down.
 

Julius_Van_Der_Beak

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Yawn, all the usual criticisms of INTPs.

Yeah, maybe we don't "experience life" enough, but when you can't plug in your stereo, you want our help. Suddenly, "living in the moment" and "going with the flow" isn't that useful. ;)

(Honestly... . I don't understand what people find so difficult about setting up AV equipment. Everything's labeled! )

Just when I think I'm beginning to understand what "sexy" means...

Orgasms are produced in the brain, and can happen without touching genitals at all! That's pretty damn sexy.
 
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because they have evolved beyond the need for asses?
 

Salomé

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Aw, cafe. Too hard on yourself!
 

cafe

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Aw, cafe. Too hard on yourself!
LOL :D

True though that may be, I was thinking more of my fetish for geeky males with generous rear ends. :happy2: It'd be a sad, sad world without them.
 

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Yeah, maybe we don't "experience life" enough, but when you can't plug in your stereo, you want our help. Suddenly, "living in the moment" and "going with the flow" isn't that useful. ;)

:laugh:
 

Salomé

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LOL :D

True though that may be, I was thinking more of my fetish for geeky males with generous rear ends. :happy2: It'd be a sad, sad world without them.

Ew! Hips on a dude. No ta.
Looks like you can have that one all to yourself. :wink:
 
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Yawn, all the usual criticisms of INTPs.

Yeah, maybe we don't "experience life" enough, but when you can't plug in your stereo, you want our help. Suddenly, "living in the moment" and "going with the flow" isn't that useful. ;)

(Honestly... . I don't understand what people find so difficult about setting up AV equipment. Everything's labeled! )

Jung says Ne is better at politics and socializing than the actuality of reality. Leave the technicalities of mechanical systems to us ;)
 

Julius_Van_Der_Beak

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Jung says Ne is better at politics and socializing than the actuality of reality. Leave the technicalities of mechanical systems to us ;)

That's probably true, but I seem to be better at them than some other types. I fixed a fan last week!
 
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