I'm not sure why it is they believe they've earnt some mystical power after we let one of them in.

It's not as if we're impossibly cold to the point we don't open up to anyone ever. We're just selective. They may think they've got the upperhand by sneaking past our walls in a metal gear solid style cardboard box but christ we knew you were in the box to begin with. We let you in on the off chance you don't take advantage of your ability to cause us to have a boom-boom in our diaper and then you go and do it. Maybe the ultimate troll.
Sounds like someone has a personal vendetta against a certain ENFP they know. I think you guys need to learn to stop self identifying with this theory.