[INTJ] Hate an INTJ? Tell us why!

[freeeekyyy]

I only make my bed when people may be coming over, and I'm funny you just don't get it.
Also an INTJ can be great at sports; I dont know where that came from.

The rest of these compliments are spot on! Muchas gracias

I think a mature INTJ can be good at sports, when the Se starts to come out. But most are not, they may take an interest in sports in the abstract sense, but actually playing them requires a quickness of action which most INTJs lack. They'd probably make excellent coaches, not so excellent players.

 

[Not_Me]

Neither one. I'm commenting about the disproportionate lack of ISTJ's on MBTI forums vs. the large number there are in real life. Even if they're there, but, as you said, disguising themselves as INTJ's because they're mistyped, it's still a pretty small number when you consider how large a percentage of the population is ISTJ.

Most S types do not find MBTI to be interesting.

 

[CrystalViolet]

INTJ's crack me because you are so dry.

 

[Thalassa]

It's not enough, because I've heard that INTJs usually end up in bed with people that come over.

Oh? I thought they'd end up in the dungeon.

Neither one. I'm commenting about the disproportionate lack of ISTJ's on MBTI forums vs. the large number there are in real life. Even if they're there, but, as you said, disguising themselves as INTJ's because they're mistyped, it's still a pretty small number when you consider how large a percentage of the population is ISTJ.

So you ARE saying that many INTJs are boring enough to make INTJforum as still as the inside of a deep freeze.

I guess I was mislead by the perverted, sinister, mildly deranged fascinating, charismatic, creative ones I've happened to encounter.

 

[Random Ness]

As for humor, the INTJ I know is very witty, but also can not be good at telling jokes, like laughing before the punchline or saying something nobody really understands.

 

[coconut]

So you ARE saying that many INTJs are boring enough to make INTJforum as still as the inside of a deep freeze.

I'm sorry, did I miss something? I don't remember saying anything about INTJ's, or even about ISTJ's, except as regards their presence on MBTI forums.

 

[Thalassa]

As for humor, the INTJ I know is very witty, but also can not be good at telling jokes, like laughing before the punchline or saying something nobody really understands.

Don't they say things nobody really understands on purpose, just to see if someone will understand it?

 

[entropie]

Don't they say things nobody really understands on purpose, just to see if someone will understand it?

And ?

 

[Coriolis]

Don't they say things nobody really understands on purpose, just to see if someone will understand it?

Or, we throw out off-the-wall, extreme, or bizarre comments just to see what kind of response they will get (a conversational experiment).

 

[Misty_Mountain_Rose]

Or, we throw out off-the-wall, extreme, or bizarre comments just to see what kind of response they will get (a conversational experiment).

Like when I told my boss yesterday that the building was probably turning into a big baked potato? That kind of comment?

 

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Don't they say things nobody really understands on purpose, just to see if someone will understand it?

I can only speak for me, but sometimes I desperately want to be understood and can't make it happen. I say things nobody understands sometimes, but I never want it to be that way.

 

[Coriolis]

Like when I told my boss yesterday that the building was probably turning into a big baked potato? That kind of comment?

That seems more like a Ne-type wild comment. I was thinking more along the lines of the comment I made on some other thread that governments could issue murder licenses to reduce excess population, similar to how hunting licenses are used to control certain wild animal populations.

 

[Andy]

INTJ's crack me because you are so dry.

If we get too dry we start to crack ourself. That is why we never smile.

 

[CrystalViolet]

Must read very carefully before I post anything that an INTJ may read.
INTJs smile...when they are contemplating a dastardly plan.
I love your stony faces and your monotone voices, especially when you are actually very emotional at the time. I love that the ones in my life hate my public displays of emotion and gratitude, (but secretely they're tickled pink.)

Oh wait, this is the hate thread. I hate them when they are being arseholes for the sake of it, and how they can be wet blankets, smothering all the fun out of things, when they think things have gone too far. I hate how stupidly stubborn they can be. I hate it when they are always right, even when they are wrong, wrong, wrong. Even when they change their minds, they are always right. And they won't tell you why they changed their mind.....grrr.

 

[Coriolis]

Must read very carefully before I post anything that an INTJ may read.
INTJs smile...when they are contemplating a dastardly plan.
I love your stony faces and your monotone voices, especially when you are actually very emotional at the time. I love that the ones in my life hate my public displays of emotion and gratitude, (but secretely they're tickled pink.)

I've been told this before.

You are right about the speech patterns. I become most animated when discussing some intellectual or technical topic, perhaps work-related; or when explaining how to do something. When discussing something very personal and emotional, however, I do just the reverse and make sure to speak in as even and restrained a tone as possible. I do not trust myself to do anything else.

Oh wait, this is the hate thread. I hate them when they are being arseholes for the sake of it, and how they can be wet blankets, smothering all the fun out of things, when they think things have gone too far. I hate how stupidly stubborn they can be. I hate it when they are always right, even when they are wrong, wrong, wrong. Even when they change their minds, they are always right. And they won't tell you why they changed their mind.....grrr.

We do hate to be wrong. So much so that when someone finally does prove us wrong (prove, not assert, assume, or cajole), we accept the information and adopt the new, more correct point of view. Thus, we are right!

 

[Thessaly]

My INTJ ex is officially too successful and important and busy to keep in touch with me now. Douchebag.

 

[Kenneth Almighty]

You guys talk like freakin' robots.

Fine, to a point. But occasionally loosening up would be good.

Still, an INTJ and I are building a particle accelerator. If there's one strength you guys have it's depth of knowledge and shameless ambition.

 

[Nicodemus]

My INTJ ex is officially too successful and important and busy to keep in touch with me now. Douchebag.

His/her tasks are.

 

[Coriolis]

You guys talk like freakin' robots.

Fine, to a point. But occasionally loosening up would be good.

Still, an INTJ and I are building a particle accelerator. If there's one strength you guys have it's depth of knowledge and shameless ambition.

This would actually be two. But who's counting?

 

[Kenneth Almighty]

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