# Thread: What are you thinking right now?

1. ## What are you thinking right now?

We have two large feeling threads in both the thinking and feeling forums. Where's the logic at?

I'll start: I want to calculate the amount of traffic congestion that would be saved if a newer, faster system of traffic light operation were implemented. I've been at some stops where I sit for minutes at a backed up light, while the road with the green light is virtually empty. There must be a cheap way of adding rudimentary sensors that can network the lights together as well as time certain situations so different groups of cars hit all green lights for a longer period of time.

2. What the hell is biting my ass????????

3. Is there actually a correlation between a man's penor and his shoe size?

I've always wondered.

4. Originally Posted by fill
I want to calculate the amount of traffic congestion that would be saved if a newer, faster system of traffic light operation were implemented. I've been at some stops where I sit for minutes at a backed up light, while the road with the green light is virtually empty. There must be a cheap way of adding rudimentary sensors that can network the lights together as well as time certain situations so different groups of cars hit all green lights for a longer period of time.
Well, I'm no expert, nor even a layman in queuing theory, but I'd say that as traffic becomes more and more congested there is less and less feasibility to any system of queuing for the "packets" in flow. That system seems like it'd work better as traffic cooled down and the packets flow in more of a patter rather than sit in one.

Maybe it could be done like this... If persons would at least map their routes to various key and typical destinations into their gps system, then a database could be formed. As people do this all across the grid the quantum-computing mainframe would determine an idealistic set of parameters for shifting the lights so that the durations of lights being red or green, or even yellow would be altered so that people could minimize the use of brakes, which is the main thing that pisses people off anyway.

Let Data do it.

5. Where's my preposition at?

6. I am thinking of an efficient way to extract my nasal mucus.

The finger will remain a classic.

7. My back hurts. Fuck sleep, ruined my day.

8. I'm wondering if IT is spying on me.

9. Originally Posted by guesswho
I am thinking of an efficient way to extract my nasal mucus.

The finger will remain a classic.
Nasal Irrigation is awesome.

10. I'm wondering how it must feel to have a proper and healthy sleeping pattern : (

Edit: now I'm wondering, didn't they change the dude fron blues clues??

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