[INTJ] The Official INTJ Hunters' Thread

[Xenocide]

Give a light pinch on their buttocks, and see the overkill.

It works. Verified in practice.

 

[SinistralPal]

It works. Verified in practice.

Oh God. /facepalm.

 

[mrcockburn]

Professor Snape is supposed to be an INTJ.

Would you like to pinch his ass?

 

[CrystalViolet]

I'm laughing at that image.

 

[Reflection]

Professor Snape is supposed to be an INTJ.

Would you like to pinch his ass?

Professor (Alan Rickman) Snape... Yes. I probably wouldn't dare, though.

 

[Weber]

I'd pinch his nose instead.

 

[Coriolis]

Professor Snape is supposed to be an INTJ.

Would you like to pinch his ass?

There are entire fangroups of mainly middle-aged ladies who fantasize about doing just that . . . and similar. Horrors.

 

[Resonance]

[youtube="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfyurXyB1ak"]Adrienne Arno[/youtube]

 

[WoodsWoman]

Why in the world would anyone want to change an INTJ into something else??! They are far too rare to begin with.

 

[rfossr]

i know two intjs and they both are smart as fuck but they both get stuck in what they think are the best way to go about doing things. they aren't flexible enough and though they may be smart their arrogance drives most away. unfortunatley when it comes down to it other people are all we have. nothing is really enjoyed unless its with another. so intj;s may accomplish what they dream up in their brooding minds but they will often be unhappy.

 

[Weber]

. so intj;s may accomplish what they dream up in their brooding minds but they will often be unhappy.

Sounds like a fair tradeoff to me.

 

[mrcockburn]

Professor (Alan Rickman) Snape... Yes. I probably wouldn't dare, though.

No, NO. NOT the glossified sexed-up Alan Rickman Snape! I mean the greasy hook nosed book Snape.

 

[Reflection]

No, NO. NOT the glossified sexed-up Alan Rickman Snape! I mean the greasy hook nosed book Snape.

Oh. Well then, no. He's creepy and really frightening.

 

[Uytuun]

nothing is really enjoyed unless its with another

Don't you think you're a little ehh...stuck in what you think is the best way to go about doing things by saying that?

 

[mrcockburn]

Oh. Well then, no. He's creepy and really frightening.

Alright then. Point made.

 

[ObeyBunny]

1) Use colourful colours. Like this wonderful and bright YELLOW and this beautiful CYAN to make them pity themselves. Make them realise how wonderful this world is! Give them LOVE! Refrain from using black or blue or purple if possible. We can cure their depression! (For the purpose of confidentiality, I have tried to keep it as dull as possible. Also to prevent blindness, and over optimism/hysterical laughing. Thank you.)

NOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT BRIGHT COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn! Which one of you INTJ’s told Ming our secret weakness! Surrounding our would with bright colors is like injecting diet pepsi into your eye sockets- it BURNS!!

 

[Xellotath]

Your weakness was bright colors all along?

Oh... my dear INTJs...

Your days are numbered.

 

[Arthur Schopenhauer]

 

[ObeyBunny]

Your weakness was bright colors all along?

Oh... my dear INTJs...

Your days are numbered.

The INTJ community is already pretty weak and small- we've never built a tolerance to bright colors like the NF's and SP's have. The best we can do to survive is to wear casual business attire when we're at home and paint our walls dull gray.

 

[Weber]

My walls are actually orange