[NT] The NT Male's List of Dealbreakers:

[Jonny]

Anyone with even a very mild understanding of feminist theory could have a field day with the tone and implications of that post (not your's, X, Bowden's. Part of me wonders if it was intentionally really misogynistic when he said women are like objects that depreciate in value and men aren't).

lol

 

[ZPowers]

Jonnyboy, between your extremely laconic nature and your tendency to communicate mostly by adding emphasis to previous posts, I usually feel like I know what you're trying to convey, but I'm never sure.

 

[JHBowden]

Peeps, feminism has always been a lesbian liberation ideology, and is beyond the scope of the discussion.

 

[Lady_X]

oh sure...only lesbians care about equality...i'm just a foolish girl forgive me for not knowing my place.

 

[Fluffywolf]

I have some dealbreakers, but they don't matter much since I don't have any dealmakers.

 

[Tallulah]

Dealbreakers:

Obesity, age, kids, higher status, and CPD (chihuahua personality disorder).

Kids are radioactive; only a real chump would want to raise another man's litter!

Obesity is obvious.

Age is less obvious, at least to women, who think men look at women the way women look at men. Unlike men, women are like cars-- they depreciate in value over time. Many women seem like used cars, especially once they hit thirty.

Higher status-- if a woman makes more dinero than me, that's a total turnoff. Women are the same way, but in reverse-- if a woman is "secure" with dating a lower status guy, then she's likely not playing with a full deck.

Use your imagination for the chihuahua.

Really hoping you're just trolling. Oy, vey. Let me amend your list for you:

MUST HAVES:

Insecure 20 year-old gym rat with daddy issues.
Ability to make me a sammich.
Ability to look adoringly at me while I pontificate about "how things are."

 

[JHBowden]

Really hoping you're just trolling.

Nope, I'm serious.

 

[strawberries]

this thread is depreciating in value.

 

[Lady_X]

haha which makes an excellent point of how value really ought to be determined.

 

[Fluffywolf]

this thread is depreciating in value.

Not for women though, but for NT's.

If the subject was closer to my heart, I'd almost feel inclined to step in and fix some of the damages that have been made to our image!

But I can't be bothered.

 

[Rainne]

Dealbreakers:

Obesity, age, kids, higher status, and CPD (chihuahua personality disorder).

Kids are radioactive; only a real chump would want to raise another man's litter!

Obesity is obvious.

Age is less obvious, at least to women, who think men look at women the way women look at men. Unlike men, women are like cars-- they depreciate in value over time. Many women seem like used cars, especially once they hit thirty.

Higher status-- if a woman makes more dinero than me, that's a total turnoff. Women are the same way, but in reverse-- if a woman is "secure" with dating a lower status guy, then she's likely not playing with a full deck.

Use your imagination for the chihuahua.

This clearly hit a nerve lol

 

[EcK]

females having a list of dealbreakers

 

[Arthur Schopenhauer]

Go find a nice submissive INFP.

You look like a nice one.

 

[Arthur Schopenhauer]

Maybe it's just me, but some of these items seem very contradictory.

Looks like it's just you.

 

[Synarch]

1. Not wanting children.
2. Insisting on birth control. (Boring)
3. Being ugly.
4. Being dumb without being super hot.
5. Being a pain in the ass.

 

[ReflecTcelfeR]

1. Not wanting children.
2. Insisting on birth control. (Boring)
3. Being ugly.
4. Being dumb without being super hot.
5. Being a pain in the ass.

Hahaha!... yeah. The first two... eh.

 

[Synarch]

Hahaha!... yeah. The first two... eh.

You don't want to perpetuate your DNA? Your life force is weak.

 

[ReflecTcelfeR]

I'm too young... I would rather not waste my next few years with worry.

 

[Fluffywolf]

I'm two young... I would rather not waste my next few years with worry.

He just called you an old man Synarch. (but without the hat)

 

[Synarch]

I am old.