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[ENTP] You know you're an ENTP when...

Aleksei

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-You see people you know studying hours for a test while you play video games and read maybe a page or two the textbook. Then they become angry at you for getting a better grade.
-You can successfully convince people that the sky is green
-You see successfully cheating in a test as proof of your own cleverness.
-You manage other people's money better than your own
-Someone calls you an arrogant douche and you take it as a compliment.
 

Amphion

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Never really thought of "arrogant douche" as a compliment.
 

Aleksei

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Aleksei

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No idea. You have some more "you know you're ENTP" quirks to post?
 

teslashock

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You make a thread to glorify your [obnoxious] quirks.
 

Rainne

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Somehow this thread didn't start quite as well as the INFx thread.
 
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sammy

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- you enjoy mental masturbation.
- real masturbation.
- lose track of the original topic.
- drive people crazy with your tangents.
- scare off introverts with your enthusiasm (scary smiles included).
- enjoy reading people's motivations.
- enjoy tripping out to high-Se music.
- wonder what people think about you, but already know, yet still doubt.
- are hated by at least one person on this planet.
 

EcK

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Know that this thread is bound to fail because of the entp's external focus (outwardly oriented data retrieval and focus), short attention span and sort of expect other people to do all the work anyway.
 

EcK

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Never really thought of "arrogant douche" as a compliment.

*pushes the enfp/entj off the thread :laugh:*

-When you think that sad is hilarious
-For you staying on topic is an abstract concept
-You die a little bit inside when people out of your friend bubble ask you to repeat yourself
 
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sammy

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^hate repeating myself after a long string of thought is spoken :D

- you don't like wearing pants. In fact, you enjoy being nude.
 

Tamske

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- Abstract concepts are the way to stay on topic.
- Socializing is stressful; yet you need the interaction.
- You are the one who knows a solution (read: thousand) when there is an unexpected problem; yet if you expect some problems you can't think about a single solution and you get totally stressed out. (If it's the other way around, you're an ENTJ)
- "Logic gets you from A to B, imagination gets you everywhere" means to you "A and B are everywhere"
- You see the Star Trek movie for the first time and are disappointed the great Spock needs to learn to "value friendship" and, again, nobody else needs to learn to "value logic".
 

EcK

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You rarely if ever explain something in the same way twice
 

Roach

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-Someone calls you an arrogant douche and you take it as a compliment.

My friend knows and admits he is one :laugh:

Continue being thoroughly convinced you are correct even when someone proves you wrong.
 

Tamske

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You aim for INTP coolness and ENFP enthousiasm at the same time, failing at both :D
Conquering the world is only worthwile if you can keep two thirds of your attention to more interesting things while the other civilizations are playing. Also known as: you lost the game of civ IV to the ESTJ but you wrote a book in the meantime.

Continue being thoroughly convinced you are correct even when someone proves you wrong.
So true!
It's hard to believe you've been wrong because you've thought it out before and you just "know" you're right...

If you're a woman and a "shopping experience" is synonymous with "a nightmare where the only cure is efficiency - try to get as much fitting clothes in as least amount of time possible"
 

yenom

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When you know you are superior to the rest of humanity, but fail like shit in school.
 

digesthisickness

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When you know you are superior to the rest of humanity, but fail like shit in school.

doesn't sound too smart.

but, to be fair, a lot of the posts in this thread don't.
 
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