[INTJ] Effing INTJs

[copperfish17]

So yes, erm...go back to your "belly rubbing" (what the fuck did I just type that?)

OH U.

Me lurves me INTJ fwend. She gets me like no one else does. (Plus she's smart!)

 

[Uytuun]

So yes, erm...go back to your "belly rubbing" (what the fuck did I just type that?)

If you can't beat them, join them.

Plus they like the grumpy.

Try rubbing your own belly first if this is your first time and you're a teenie bit uncomfortable.

 

[uumlau]

What a clever OP!

In order to ambush INTJs with a bunch of , title a thread sounding like it is attacking INTJs.

Said INTJs arrive, ready to do battle.

Only to end up with tummy rubs.

*waits in line*

 

[Uytuun]

*waits in line*

There's no line, these are NFPs we're dealing with. You may be rubbed at any moment.

 

[InvisibleJim]

This thread makes me nervous.

 

[Mempy]

It IS clever. We NFPs are such good plotters, it's a good thing we're organizing belly-rub ambushes and not, like, actual ambushes. You'd all be total goners.

 

[neptunesnet]

This thread makes me nervous.

Don't be afraid!

We liiiiike yoooouu.

 

[Laurie]

We all better head for a bomb shelter. The world is ending, INTJs are using cat avatars. Of course, an INTJ is the only one who talks LOLCAT to me (and exposed me to it)

EXPOSED!

 

[Uytuun]

EXPOSED!

...my belly is for rubbing!

I bet Yoda would want some too.

Also, might I add that we trapped you in your own trap. Try to say no to an INTJ's exposed belly, try it! HAH!

(INTJs gracefully providing arguments for your everlasting admiration OPs since LIKE FOREVER )

 

[Kasper]

I'll never understand why people are a-feared of NTJs when there are NFPs wubbing all about the place!

 

[Uytuun]

I'll never understand why people are a-feared of NTJs when there are NFPs wubbing all about the place!

Me neither, but I'm grateful.

 

[Laurie]

Also, might I add that we trapped you in your own trap. Try to say no to an INTJ's exposed belly, try it! HAH!

Meanest trick evah!

 

[Uytuun]

Meanest trick evah!

Flattery doesn't work on us!

 

[Edgar]

I have to say that this makes me a tad suspicious.
Edit: even though I am a known INFP-enthusiast.

YLJ, you're not an INTJ!
GTFO.

btw, I just got here... into which direction do I need to stick my ass out for it to get kissed?

 

[Thalassa]

YLJ, you're not an INTJ!
GTFO.

btw, I just got here... into which direction do I need to stick my ass out for it to get kissed?

*rubs your belly*

 

[Edgar]

*rubs your belly*

You got me confused with Uytuun.

I just stuck my ass out.

 

[Thalassa]

You got me confused with Uytuun.

I just stuck my ass out.

For spankings?

 

[Uytuun]

For spankings?

Let's see Edgar get freaky with those bunny ears.

 

[uumlau]

*severely disappointed at the utter lack of belly rubbing in his general direction*

 

[Thalassa]

*severely disappointed at the utter lack of belly rubbing in his general direction*

Perhaps if you changed your avatar to a cat or a bunny....