[ENTP] Ask an ENTP!

[Tamske]

No... I insult people without knowing I'm doing it. Only a few hours afterwards I realize I've said or done something wrong.
Lastly, I asked my students of "Beauty and care" whether it's really worth the time to do an elaborate make-up. I didn't intend this as an insult on their work or studies! I intended this as a honest question...

 

[guesswho]

I remember talking to this girl...and she was really hot, but I accidentally called her retarded.

That kinda blew off the conversation

 

[strychnine]

My friend (ENTP) totally does this. I only think it, and I have developed a wonderful pokerface. It's like a comedy duo, with an audience of 1, always.

It is funny indeed.

I insult people ...and I don't even realize it...then ...they give me the look....and I start thinking...oh...what did I say now

No... I insult people without knowing I'm doing it. Only a few hours afterwards I realize I've said or done something wrong.
Lastly, I asked my students of "Beauty and care" whether it's really worth the time to do an elaborate make-up. I didn't intend this as an insult on their work or studies! I intended this as a honest question...

I've seen this as well. In emails sometimes the friend in question asks a lot of questions...some of which would be taken as offensive by most people.

Thanks to all for the responses.

 

[NickNaylor]

What keeps an ENTP from really being successful and achieving all the things they've wanted to achieve?

Simple.

The fact that I could have gone down a separate route in a better fashion.

 

[NickNaylor]

I remember talking to this girl...and she was really hot, but I accidentally called her retarded.

That kinda blew off the conversation

LOL!

Well, there are people with all sorts of fetishes out there nowadays. Maybe one will refer to you as "papi" if you call them that?

 

[funkadelik]

LOL!

Well, there are people with all sorts of fetishes out there nowadays. Maybe one will refer to you as "papi" if you call them that?

Haha...I just learned of this fetish where people get off on feeding food to other people. The people who give the food are aptly called the other person's "feeder." I don't know why this is so hilarious to me.

"Oh baby, let me stuff this meatloaf in your face. Oh yeah, that's hot. You know you like it."
"Mmmfrrgll...ohhhh yeah feed me...my big sexy Feeder! Feed me!"

 

[funkadelik]

Do you insult people subtly so that they don't notice? Or like, you intend it as an insult but you know they won't perceive it as one?

I dunno. Sometimes. I've kinda grown out of the "insulting people for laughs" faze of my life.

But I'm really irreverent and my mind automatically goes to the funny in just about everything. So I just have to make a conscious effort to weed out the stuff that's inappropriate before I share my thoughts.

If not people can get offended (even if I meant no offense) and that's just more trouble than the joke was worth.

 

[guesswho]

I didn't get turned on by calling her retarded.

I don't think she got turned on either, but you can never be too sure, I should ask her.

Hey remember when I accidentally called you retarded?

Yes how could I fucking forget that.

Did you get turned on when I said that?

What the fuck's wrong with you

 

[Kuthtuk]

Whenever some one says that I'm procrastinating I say
"Plz! This is not procrastination, its a higher form of planing."

Well I have a question to felaw ENTP's, when listening to a certain type of music that you like, or song you know by heart do you imagine an epic absolutely awesome "Video Clip" on your mind?

 

[Tamske]

Well I have a question to felaw ENTP's, when listening to a certain type of music that you like, or song you know by heart do you imagine an epic absolutely awesome "Video Clip" on your mind?

Not really video clips, but sometimes I get landscapes, action scenes or weird moods. Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" always gives me a pursuit scene, preferably in the air and with mythical creatures. Tchaikowski's "First piano concerto" makes me think of a peaceful landscape with a cottage and I know very well where that comes from. It's because the very first time I heard that piece, I was reading a book where a bunch of youngsters tried to make a living in a deserted cottage.

 

[Thessaly]

Where can I find a good waxist? Mine punched me in the cooter three times yesterday. THREE TIMES. What kind of a person does that???

 

[funkadelik]

Where can I find a good waxist? Mine punched me in the cooter three times yesterday. THREE TIMES. What kind of a person does that???

DIY, man.

...Or a DIY man.

 

[Thessaly]

That sounds horrifying.

 

[Valiant]

Is there a strip club in my vicinity? I'm sure an ENTP would know.
I'm watching The Sopranos, and it would be pretty fun to dress up like mafiosos and hang out at one.

 

[Shimmy]

Not really video clips, but sometimes I get landscapes, action scenes or weird moods. Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" always gives me a pursuit scene, preferably in the air and with mythical creatures.

Lol, I have the exact same thing with that piece.

 

[Thessaly]

Is there a strip club in my vicinity? I'm sure an ENTP would know.
I'm watching The Sopranos, and it would be pretty fun to dress up like mafiosos and hang out at one.

I like your thinking.

 

[Valiant]

I like your thinking.

You in? We need a whole bunch of people. Are you dark enough to pass as an italian southerner if you got a tan?

 

[Tamske]

More questions?

 

[lunalum]

OK, since you asked:

(I'm sure this has been asked before, but there are 50 pages to look through)

Could I be an ENTP? Given a balance on I/E, what are some clues to look for?

Being a weird sort of INTP, my type has been under question a lot. But I think that if I switch it to something that's a little less common on the forum, there won't be as much as that.

Functionwise though, the only other type that makes sense is ENTP. I'm rather ambiverted on some measures of I/E, and Ti and Ne show up pretty close to equal.

And it's not as much about turning me to the extravert side, it's about seeing if I was really in an introvert disguise all along and I am part of your club

 

[funkadelik]

OK, since you asked:

(I'm sure this has been asked before, but there are 50 pages to look through)

Could I be an ENTP? Given a balance on I/E, what are some clues to look for?

Being a weird sort of INTP, my type has been under question a lot. But I think that if I switch it to something that's a little less common on the forum, there won't be as much as that.

Functionwise though, the only other type that makes sense is ENTP. I'm rather ambiverted on some measures of I/E, and Ti and Ne show up pretty close to equal.

And it's not as much about turning me to the extravert side, it's about seeing if I was really in an introvert disguise all along and I am part of your club

Uhhhhh...

You're ENTP. There. Does me saying that change anything?