Finally, an admission of guilt!
You may be amused by my list of presumed Ne traits (edited from a previous thread) from an outsider's perspective, based on 17 years of living with an ENTP. Bear in mind that after years and years of studying type theory, I still don't really "get" Ne at all!
Ne is:
No good at spelling.
Loses things constantly.
Talks. In. Short. Sentences.
Totally unpredictable, even for an INFJ.
Very silly.
Likes practical jokes.
Sometimes gets very paranoid.
Experiences extreme mood swings.
Shares those moods with everyone in a 100 foot blast radius.
Truly and utterly hopeless with details.
Cannot help joining the dots.
Cannot even SEE the dots!
Cannot tell left from right.
Solves TV murder mysteries in the first ten seconds.
Never does anything the same way twice.
Never, ever reads instruction manuals.
Understands metaphors better than literal explanations.
Pretends to be listening even when it isn't.
IS listening even when it doesn't appear to be.
Has little or no sense of time.
Considers "now" to be a flexible concept.
Considers "tidiness" to be an overrated concept.
Really, really good at generating new ideas.
Some of those ideas are sheer genius.
Some of those ideas are not as good as they seemed at first.
Some of those ideas are fatally flawed, but this only becomes obvious when it's far too late!
Prefers to delegate all of the mundane, routine, boring bits to a nearby INFJ.
Please feel free to compile a similar list for all those amusing little Ni quirks you may have noticed. I'm sure it will be much shorter than my Ne list....