[INTP] The Official INTP Haters' Thread

[Jaguar]

I don't hate INTPs.

 

[Totenkindly]

monster

 

[Firebird 8118]

Why?! Why can't you just hate us like everyone else? We never get the abuse we deserve.

Well, for one it’s hard to abuse you guys with that cute sad puppy face... lol

I dunno, I guess INTPs are just so endearing I especially admire the way you guys use your logic and intuition to make sense of the world and everything in it.

 

[Yuurei]

I don't think I know a single one, IRL.

 

[Virtual ghost]

One of my better friends over the last decade is almost surely an INTP.
Not to mention that I am open minded about dating them, since I don't like drama too much.

 

[Hermit of the Forest]

I don't think I know a single one, IRL.

Excellent! Hate the INTPs for their absence! Where are they???

 

[Luminous]

Excellent! Hate the INTPs for their absence! Where are they???

They're at home reading books! The dirty bastards!

 

[Virtual ghost]

Excellent! Hate the INTPs for their absence! Where are they???

If you want INTP hate so much that would probably be: "Get to the point already! "

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

I refuse. Many of my favorite people are INTPs.

Maybe they're not always the most emotionally expressive, but they're (specifically the ones I'm speaking about, many of them current active members), smart, good listeners, kind, thoughtful, witty, fun, and great friends. Many of the best people I've met. [MENTION=13112]Stigmata[/MENTION] [MENTION=29287]Obfuscate[/MENTION] [MENTION=33717]Hermit of the Forest[/MENTION] [MENTION=36353]Hexcoder[/MENTION] [MENTION=37565]Tenebris[/MENTION] [MENTION=34313]RadicalDoubt[/MENTION] (sorry if I forgot anyone- it's late and I'm tired.)

Edited to add [MENTION=38541]Froody Blue Gem[/MENTION] because she's in limbo between INFJ and INTP And [MENTION=7]Totenkindly[/MENTION] who's been trying to fly under radar with no listed type!

y u no like me? I thought we were pals. You're not coming to my birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese.

 

[Luminous]

y u no like me? I thought we were pals. You're not coming to my birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese.

Oh no. I'm sorry. Damnit! See! This is the problem with you INTPs! There are so many awesome ones of you that I can't even list you all! pounds fists on table

Please forgive me, Julius. Would an MST3K marathon make it better?

 

[Stigmata]

You're not coming to my birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese.

Hah!

I guess that means more localized currency with no real monetary value and inexplicably oversized anthropomorphic dancing rat for the rest of us!!

EDIT: Chuck E Cheese is one of the few remaining places where I can get my fix of the Simpsons arcade game.

 

[Totenkindly]

I always used to take my intp kid there when he was an adolescent so we could play the multiplayer X-Men game. He still talks about it today and he's 24 now.

But damn that pizza sucked. Or wait, was it actually billed as pizza? Or just cheese-covered cardboard? I guess it is all in the marketing as far as expectations.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Oh no. I'm sorry. Damnit! See! This is the problem with you INTPs! There are so many awesome ones of you that I can't even list you all! pounds fists on table

Please forgive me, Julius. Would an MST3K marathon make it better?

You know exactly how to appease me.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Hah!

I guess that means more localized currency with no real monetary value and inexplicably oversized anthropomorphic dancing rat for the rest of us!!

I was actually very skeptical of being served pizza by an anthropomorphic rodent. That is, at least until they changed their design. Now that I know he's totally rad, I'd bet he'd make some bodacious pizza.

Not your father's Chuck E. Cheese... this is a a murine mammal with attitude.

But damn that pizza sucked. Or wait, was it actually billed as pizza? Or just cheese-covered cardboard? I guess it is all in the marketing as far as expectations.

It's probably made from all the trash from the ball pit. You know, sweaty socks and shoelaces and things, maybe with the occasional ancient Tamigoctchi.

 

[Stigmata]

I was actually very skeptical of being served pizza by an anthropomorphic rodent. That is, at least until they changed their design. Now that I know he's totally rad, I'd bet he'd make some bodacious pizza.

Not your father's Chuck E. Cheese... this is a a murine mammal with attitude.

Stewart Little meets the early 90's Seattle grudge scene.

Can you imagine the meeting how this came about?

Board Director: "I called this meeting today to address a sharp decline in patrons dining in and scheduling parties. One of the common complains is about the quality of ingredients used in our Pizza.."
Employee #1: "What if we looked into a different supplier for our ingredients and re-market citing our improved quality and aspirations to be a legitimate pizza competitor....??"

*crickets and ambient cough noises fill the room*

Employee #2, who just so happens to be the Director's screw-up son-in-law: "*slirps drool* Duh, why don't we just update the rat??"

*brief silence followed by a roaring round of applause*

Board Director: *wipes a tear of joy from his eye* "Genius. Pure genius...."

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Stewart Little meets the early 90's Seattle grudge scene.

Can you imagine the meeting how this came about?

Board Director: "I called this meeting today to address a sharp decline in patrons dining in and scheduling parties. One of the common complains is about the quality of ingredients used in our Pizza.."
Employee #1: "What if we looked into a different supplier for our ingredients and re-market citing our improved quality and aspirations to be a legitimate pizza competitor....??"

*crickets and ambient cough noises fill the room*

Employee #2, who just so happens to be the Director's screw-up son-in-law: "*slirps drool* Duh, why don't we just update the rat??"

*brief silence followed by a roaring round of applause*

Board Director: *wipes a tear of joy from his eye* "Genius. Pure genius...."

American meritocracy at its finest, truly. Equality of opportunity levels at 5000%.

What I love is that when they updated him, they just went with something equally 90s, but with a little bit of a Pixar spin.

 

[Luminous]

You know exactly how to appease me.

Yay!!!!!!!!

 

[Obfuscate]

i am a bit disappointed... it seems like there must be better complaints than these...

 

[Firebird 8118]

i am a bit disappointed... it seems like their must be better complaints than these...

Lol is that a challenge?

 

[Virtual ghost]

i am a bit disappointed... it seems like their must be better complaints than these...

The fact you don't see said complaints as a problem is actually a big problem.