[INTP] The Official INTP Haters' Thread

[Domino]

Chump, chumpette, yours, up, pimpmobile, bite, my, shiny and... daffodil.

*dying*

All at once or in a special sequence for optimal effect?

 

[93JC]

Not really, except 'yours' often comes after 'up'.

 

[Domino]

Not really, except 'yours' often comes after 'up'.

So noted.

 

[Mondo]

All I keep hearing is "ass".

I like this thread.

I like some ass better than no ass.

 

[Salt n' pepper]

INTP's make whiney boyfriends.

+1

That's why they need an ENTJ to bust them on their negative behaviour, before they go all emo-like.

 

[INA]

reason number bajillion and one - because they invariably cause outbursts like:

OMG I HATE INTPS SO MUCH WHY CAN'T YOU SEE YOU NEEEED ME?!?!?

 

[Salt n' pepper]

Also the doing things thing or how we just don't do stuff. I've heard that as INTP get older they actual become alot better at it. True? False?

I don't know any INTPs that have actually lived that long.

 

[chris1207]

I don't hate INTPs in general, just female ones that are young and immature. They're so full of themselves (read pedantic.) They live in such tiny little worlds where ghosts of their past haunt them and they refuse help from anyone to pull them from this abyss. Don't not ask for help and then go about offending me and my friends, bitch.

INTP women like other XXTP can't help but feel rejected around guys. How could they possibly match up to the XXFJ image that society projects onto us as the perfect woman? Kind, courteous, responsible. These are things that XXTP women are not and they resent that so they lash out every so often, in a very passive aggressive manner. I understand the need to independent but when it comes to feelings those are my forte. Why not ask help for a subject you're weak in?

 

[JocktheMotie]

I don't hate INTPs in general, just female ones that are young and immature. They're so full of themselves (read pedantic.) They live in such tiny little worlds where ghosts of their past haunt them and they refuse help from anyone to pull them from this abyss. Don't not ask for help and then go about offending me and my friends, bitch.

INTP women like other XXTP can't help but feel rejected around guys. How could they possibly match up to the XXFJ image that society projects onto us as the perfect woman? Kind, courteous, responsible. These are things that XXTP women are not and they resent that so they lash out every so often, in a very passive aggressive manner. I understand the need to independent but when it comes to feelings those are my forte. Why not ask help for a subject you're weak in?

Your tears, they are delicious.

 

[nozflubber]

I don't hate INTPs in general, just female ones that are young and immature. They're so full of themselves (read pedantic.) They live in such tiny little worlds where ghosts of their past haunt them and they refuse help from anyone to pull them from this abyss. Don't not ask for help and then go about offending me and my friends, bitch.

INTP women like other XXTP can't help but feel rejected around guys. How could they possibly match up to the XXFJ image that society projects onto us as the perfect woman? Kind, courteous, responsible. These are things that XXTP women are not and they resent that so they lash out every so often, in a very passive aggressive manner. I understand the need to independent but when it comes to feelings those are my forte. Why not ask help for a subject you're weak in?

Dude you just explained bluemonday in 100% adequate fashion... bravo!

A+

 

[Salomé]

I don't hate ENFJs in general, just male ones that are young and immature. They're so full of themselves. They live in such tiny little worlds where ghosts of their past haunt them and they refuse help from anyone to pull them from this abyss. Don't not ask for help and then go about offending me and my friends, bitch.

ENFJ men like other XXFJ can't help but feel rejected around women. How could they possibly match up to the XNXP image that society projects onto us as the perfect man? Intellectual, witty, spontaneous. These are things that XXFJ men are not and they resent that so they lash out every so often, in a very passive aggressive manner. I understand the need to emote but when it comes to thinking, this is my forte. Why not ask help for a subject you're weak in?

Fixed.

 

[Salomé]

Dude you just explained bluemonday in 100% adequate fashion... bravo!

A+

"100% adequate"? Dude.

Must try harder.

 

[INA]

Your tears, they are delicious.

though (because?) they taste of F4IL.

Fixed.

INTP wimmin -- so generous of spirit.

 

[Fluffywolf]

There is an exception to every rule, and that is me.

 

[INA]

There is an exception to every rule, and that is me.

So you're that one lame INTP?

 

[nozflubber]

"100% adequate"? Dude.

Must try harder.

I'm really not trying there, sport..... he hit the nail on the head

 

[INA]

blue, kiss the poor thing and put him out his misery. this is embarrassing to watch!

 

[A Schnitzel]

blue, kiss the poor thing and put him out his misery. this is embarrassing to watch!

Are you saying that INTP women have poison kisses? Because that's what I'm getting from this whole discussion.

 

[INA]

Are you saying that INTP women have poison kisses? Because that's what I'm getting from this whole discussion.

Duh, who do you think inspired this timeless classic?
[YOUTUBE="9p_4UBpFn1M"]Alice Cooper - Poison[/YOUTUBE]

I wanna love you but I better not touch

 

[Fluffywolf]

So you're that one lame INTP?

I'm pretty certain there are tons of lame INTP's, so no.