[INTJ] INTJ humor

[Edgar]

*stares at bait*

Surely you mean "stares"?



And yes, I just called you "Surely"

 

[Virtual ghost]

That may explain the lack of others' comments.

I have already calculated in what you have said.

 

[Hendo Barbarosa]

is that a brain comet

 

[Tallulah]

So the dad walks into his son's room and says, "Son . . . if you keep doing that you will go blind."

The son responds, "Dad . . . I'm over here."

Okay, now that one is funny, because there's an actual context and setup for it.

 

[Haight]

Thanks.

I actually made that one up when I was a teen sitting in my room . . . while . . . eh, never mind.

 

[527468]

This little kid INTJ I know likes attending church for the sake of making shocking inappropriate comments there. And they can't do anything about it because it's a church. He's there for spiritual healing. Kind of a cheap shot if you ask me.

 

[plaguerat]

That was actually kinda funny.

agreed. I would've laughed at that irl, actually.

 

[CJ99]

This little kid INTJ I know likes attending church for the sake of making shocking inappropriate comments there. And they can't do anything about it because it's a church. He's there for spiritual healing. Kind of a cheap shot if you ask me.

Genius i think!

 

[booyalab]

Edgar is the only funny INTJ on this forum.

I think the annoying-ness of most INTJs trying to be funny is embodied in the opening post's title

INTJ humor

translation:

Here is an emoticon to artificially lighten the mood and make you think I am cool and funny. I am talking about my sense of humor as an INTJ and you will laugh. Starting now.

But at least I can openly mock them without hurting their feelings, hopefully.

 

[plaguerat]

Edgar is the only funny INTJ on this forum.

I think the annoying-ness of most INTJs trying to be funny is embodied in the opening post's title


...

But at least I can openly mock them without hurting their feelings, hopefully.

I never really got the point of other emoticons than a basic smiley and/or frowny face (I prefer the text ones if at all, really) to shorten the sentence and/or get rid of whoever kept bugging me.

I'm not entirely sure if there are feelings available to the internet to hurt us, unfortunately.
But at least people try.

 

[Edgar]

Edgar is the only funny INTJ on this forum.

Hooray! I win at life!

 

[Cenomite]

Hooray! I win at life!

[/QUOTE]

Combo breaker...

 

[Misty_Mountain_Rose]

Edgar is the only funny INTJ on this forum.

I think the annoying-ness of most INTJs trying to be funny is embodied in the opening post's title



translation:





But at least I can openly mock them without hurting their feelings, hopefully.

Yer just jealous!

 

[527468]

 

[Uytuun]

Edgar is the only funny INTJ on this forum.

I think the annoying-ness of most INTJs trying to be funny is embodied in the opening post's title



translation:





But at least I can openly mock them without hurting their feelings, hopefully.

You're funny.

 

[Virtual ghost]

One day God creates Adam and gives him a garden of Eden as a playground.
At first Adam was quite happy since he had plenty to explore. But as time passed the Adam got quite bored. So he went to God about this problem.

Adam: My lord I have a problem. I am terrbly bored in my life.
God: I see. Come back tomorrow I will have a solution by then.

*tomorrow*

Adam: Are there any chances that my problem can be solved?
God: Yes, it can be solved. I have decided to make you a companion in life.
Someone who will always stand by your side, In good times and bad times.
Someone who will love you no matter what will happen.
Someone who will make you laugh everytime you are sad.
Someone who will satisfy all of your needs anytime, day or night.
But the bad thing is that this will cost you one arm, one kindey, half of stomach and 1/4 of your brain.

Adam:OUCH! That is very expensive. What I can get for one rib ?

 

[527468]

My father is a good for nothing dime-a-dozen

 

[Gengar]

Here's an INTJ (or P, can't really tell) joke:

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"Why did the mathematicians say [root (-1/8)] after feasting?"

-> "Why?"

"I/8"

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Recall a conversation between i and e.

i says to e - get rational
e says to i - get real

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Me: Dude, stop being so mean to them.
Him: I'm not the mean because I'm not average.

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Needless to say, he is a mathematician. (I sometimes suspect he gets math jokes off the internet/someone, would anyone confirm?)

 

[527468]

That's ENTP humor neggar. Slice yo grape ass up.

 

[musicheck]

Since the youtube tag seems to be failing,

YouTube - Nihilists - Dating