[ENFP] So this infamous ENFP "Te Bitchslap".....

[Malkavia]

Yeah....................................................................................


How do you handle it?

Its not nice. At all.

 

[ReflecTcelfeR]

Yeah....................................................................................


How do you handle it?

Its not nice. At all.

The corner of a dark room................................................................... Where I plot my revenge!!!!

 

[Crescent Fresh]

I have to say when ENFPs applying their logic as if it should apply to someone who's already emotionally vulnerable, can be brutal.

 

[Malkavia]

I have to say when ENFPs applying their logic as if it should apply to someone who's already emotionally vulnerable, can be brutal.

In my experience (I luckily have not never fully acted on this) its normally because it happens to people the ENFP knows. When they're pissed and the Te Bitchslap gets revved up we ENFPs know what we want to do - we want to hurt you. So what do we do? Go straight for the throat.

The Te bitchslaps I've wanted to do or have seen in real life are quick and fatal.

 

[Crescent Fresh]

In my experience (I luckily have not never fully acted on this) its normally because it happens to people the ENFP knows. When they're pissed and the Te Bitchslap gets revved up we ENFPs know what we want to do - we want to hurt you. So what do we do? Go straight for the throat.

The Te bitchslaps I've wanted to do or have seen in real life are quick and fatal.

I have to say the most intense fight I've ever had is with an ENFP.

After that, I've decided to play diplomatic.


EDIT: With ENFP females, actually the Te bitchslaps (and that I can tolerate) isn't as critical as ENFP males, just based on my experience.

 

[2XtremeENFP]

i have yet to hear a good explanation of this bitchslap im not sure ive ever done it

 

[011235813]

Uh ... I think you might be overestimating its force, guys.

 

[King sns]

I have to say when ENFPs applying their logic as if it should apply to someone who's already emotionally vulnerable, can be brutal.

YEAH WELL I'M GONNA APPLY MY LOGIC TO YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!

there. got that fix out of the way.

(leaves thread.)

 

[King sns]

I use bitchslap way too often and people complain about it when the poor innocent Fi comes back. "what's with you when you're mad?"

 

[SpacemanSpiff]

Oh, shit. I think I know what you guys are talking about. I think I've almost done them before, but the anger generally doesn't last long enough for me to go through with it. Are these known to come from INFPs as well?

 

[stalemate]

Uh ... I think you might be overestimating its force, guys.

When my Te bitchslap comes out, it takes 6 months for vegetation to grow again within a 50 foot radius of that spot.

 

[stalemate]

I use bitchslap way too often and people complain about it when the poor innocent Fi comes back. "what's with you when you're mad?"

Ha... lol... I'm more like mad at them for being mad. "But it was true wasn't it??? How can you be mad it was true????"

 

[Kierva]

Oh please. It does not compare to Te + Se bitchslap.

It hits REALLY HARD and has a 85% chance of landing a critical hit.

Te + Se bitchslap
39% of base mana
40 yard range
Hurls a large fist and an innumerable amount of facts towards the enemy, dealing X amount of damage. Damage is increased if there is an enrage effect by the attacker. It will always land a critical strike if enemy is an imbecile. 20 second cooldown.

 

[mmhmm]

i'm nice.

 

[stalemate]

Oh please. It does not compare to Te + Se bitchslap.

It hits REALLY HARD and has a 85% chance of landing a critical hit.

Te + Se bitchslap
40 yard range
Hurls a large fist and an innumerable amount of facts towards the enemy, dealing X amount of damage. Damage is increased if there is an enrage effect by the attacker. It will always land a critical strike if enemy is an imbecile. 20 second cooldown.

That sounds lame.

 

[Kierva]

That sounds lame.

It has to be balanced, otherwise we will have people QQ-ing about how OP it is.

 

[stalemate]

It has to be balanced, otherwise we will have people QQ-ing about how OP it is.

Oh, were you describing the nerfed version? that makes sense...

 

[Kierva]

Oh, were you describing the nerfed version? that makes sense...

Initially it had a disorient effect and a 5 second cooldown.

 

[011235813]

When my Te bitchslap comes out, it takes 6 months for vegetation to grow again within a 50 foot radius of that spot.

Well, it definitely has the sting of righteous indignation to it, I suppose, but in my experience, the famed Te bitchslap often (but not always by any means!) involves taking mostly inconsequential facts, blowing them out of all proportion, and constructing an argument that the angry ENFP thinks is supremely rational, when, in fact, they aren't making much sense at all. If you care about good logic or are just inherently a cruel person, this is when you step back and say things like "You're being very hysterical" in your most supercilious voice while they fume and fume like baby volcanoes.

If you're a big old softie, you wince, clutch your cheek, cry, and run away.

 

[stalemate]

If you care about good logic or are just inherently a cruel person, this is when you step back and say things like "You're being very hysterical" in your most supercilious voice while they fume and fume like baby volcanoes.

Don't go around telling this stuff!