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[ENFJ] Let's all say mean things about ENFJs.

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Thessaly

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ENFJs smell like poop!
 

Kasper

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I certain ENFJ buried baby turtles on my wall after refusing them safe harbour back to the ocean. Callous I say, KAL-US!
 

LeftKick

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Your MBTI type is opposite mine! HA!!!
 

Mad Hatter

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I don't even know you guys! And it's all your fault.
 

NickNaylor

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ENFJ girls are particularly good at manipulating most men.

That is of course, until they've met an ENTP with developed Ne+Ti.
 

ceecee

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Keep your hands off my grill. My. Grill. Just because you have a penis does not automatically make you a competent griller no matter what Bobby Flay told you.
 

Thessaly

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ENFJs can't load dishwashers properly. Fact.
 

Unkindloving

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Uh oh... was I too mean?
Yes :puppy_dog_eyes:
As an emotional rollercoaster with an additional timebomb attachment, despite Fe, I cannot handle such terrifying differences without severe repercussions. Baw :boohoo: Oh how sore my feelers are over this whole mess!

ENFJ: Overdramatic. Always. Even about how we're not overdramatic.
 

Amargith

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It makes for a good show ;)

I kinda have an issue with Fe when it goes into mommy-mode. It kinda feels like being a 5-yaer old again:

ENFP: *presents ENFJ with something silly and fun, not meant in any serious way, inviting to come and play as well*
ENFJ: 'Aww, that's a very pretty [insert silly fun thing] *pats head*
ENFP: :wtf: :angry:

:doh:

Edit:

Believe it or not but somehow the Te/ INTJ daddy response actually makes me cringe less:

ENFP: *silly fun thing*
INTJ option 1: *raises eyebrow while desperately trying to keep from grinning*
INTJ option 2: 'Cute. Now go away.' *goes back to playing videogames and conquering the world*'

I still don't get why it doesn't bother me.

I'm also wondering what is going throug the FJ's mind when they do the whole...I guess, placating thing? *curious*
 

InvisibleJim

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Believe it or not but somehow the Te/ INTJ daddy response actually makes me cringe less:

I imagine you are seeing that the tone of the Fe user is to diminish your own individual interest to that of merely childlike in their view and therefore making it appear unworthy of consideration and beneath them.

By contrast the Te user says 'very good, but unimpressive to *me*' then lets you continue with it, but doesn't judge it from the world view or as a point of maturity simply as 'this is yours' 'this is mines' black and white dualism. There is parity in the individual being individual as opposed to social levelling.
 

Amargith

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...does that mean you're actually admitting to being a man instead of a god? *innocent look*
 

uncommonentity

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...does that mean you're actually admitting to being a man instead of a god? *innocent look*

Of course. Well, until the day I fire lightning bolts out of my fingers and shit.

Oh, ENFJ's will make out with ANYONE when drunk. But then again, so will I.
ENFJ's will stomp on a mans heart with absolutely no remorse. Lucky for me, I don't have one.
 
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