[INFJ] How to Bother an INFJ

[paintmuffin]

^See, this is where an ENTP will absolutely fail in bothering an INFJ. They'll get bored and move on before the INFJ cracks.

Oh, but I've already alerted my INTJ sidekick and he's on the job. My work here is done!

 

[Lauren Ashley]

Oh, but I've already alerted my INTJ sidekick and he's on the job. My work here is done!

INTJ? Smart move. This will be one helluva face-off.

 

[digesthisickness]

^See, this is where an ENTP will absolutely fail in bothering an INFJ. They'll get bored and move on before the INFJ cracks.

i agree with that. the only thing i've tried that comes close to working in that situation is to keep going on tangents and sticking to them just to go off on another while saying it's meant to connect the first two and swearing all the time that i'm getting to the point if they'd just stop rushing me or interrupting for clarification which just causes me to lose my trainofthoughttheneverythinggetsshottohellanditsalltheirfaultnowihavetostartallover...

 

[Gewitter27]

Act like an ESTP on cocaine. I'm quite sure it would work.

 

[digesthisickness]

i wonder what would happen if i kept going into other rooms, while they were really into explaining something, and kept insisting loudly, "DON'T WORRY - KEEP TALKING, I CAN HEAR YOU!".

 

[Nonsensical]

Poke 'em when they asleep.

make them get up an get you sum food while u get into their bed.

Fall asleep when they get back with the food (assuming they got up and made it in the first place)

and don't use manners

and "accidentally" step on their cat on the way in so they can see.

 

[r.a]

assault their integrity

 

[Nonsensical]

Shave half of their cat and pierce both of its ears.

give it some booze, too.

 

[digesthisickness]

good god. we're looking at ways to annoy them, not ways to get poisoned.

 

[Nonsensical]

Lace their Dope with Cocaine and PCP.

Fuck them up a little.

 

[JocktheMotie]

Lace their Dope with Cocaine and PCP.

Fuck them up a little.

I've got a better idea, though I like where your head's at.

Just run him over with your car. That'll bother him a lot.

 

[Nonsensical]

I've got a better idea, though I like where your head's at.

Just run him over with your car. That'll bother him a lot.

Yeah, good idea. And if they are still alive, grasping for breath and life under your back tire, smack them around before you shoot them.

Fucking best practical joke since fake dog shit.

 

[professor goodstain]

Yeah, good idea. And if they are still alive, grasping for breath and life under your back tire, smack them around before you shoot them.

Fucking best practical joke since fake dog shit.

Unless the car only weighs roughly 200 LBS. In which case there really is no need to add the extras

 

[Nonsensical]

Unless the car only weighs roughly 200 LBS. In which case there really is no need to add the extras

Maybe just for fun you can slap them around and shoot them, right?

Nothing says FUCKING OVERKILL like a few extra Pwnings.

 

[professor goodstain]

I've got a better idea, though I like where your head's at.

Just run him over with your roughly 200LB car. That'll bother him a lot.

Fixed That would be enough to bother anyone.

 

[Nonsensical]

Fixed That would be enough to bother anyone.

Ok, ok. But whose got a 200lb car lying around? We could just shave their heads and give them tattoos. That would tick them off. Especially suggestive ones like "I've got a Zucchini in my pocket" or "Republicans R Lyfe"

 

[professor goodstain]

Ok, ok. But whose got a 200lb car lying around? We could just shave their heads and give them tattoos. That would tick them off. Especially suggestive ones like "I've got a Zucchini in my pocket" or "Republicans R Lyfe"

Good point, noone has a 200LB car lying around. However, i wrote "roughly 200LB car"

 

[Nonsensical]

Good point, noone has a 200LB car lying around. However, i wrote "roughly 200LB car"

Ok, whose got a 201lb car lying around?

I think we should have one built, solely for INFJ-killin'

 

[professor goodstain]

Ok, whose got a 201lb car lying around?

I think we should have one built, solely for INFJ-killin'

Being ran over by a roughly 200LB car wouldn't kill anyone, it surely would bother someone though.

 

[r.a]

Ok, whose got a 201lb car lying around?

I think we should have one built, solely for INFJ-killin'