[NF] How to mess with an NF's head?

[Tiltyred]

There exists a psychic parrot:
Nkisi Project

I'm a cat whisperer...it's true. I can train cats.

 

[Blackmail!]

It's interesting how she matches the pitch of her voice. Obviously hearing words in the response is meaningless to the dog, but the dog's deliberate effort to match the sounds created by others in the pack is actually kind of interesting.

As a matter of fact, that's the normal "pitch" of Husky dogs. They are physically unable to bark, so they howl something closer to wolves, exactly like what we have heard here.

There's nothing out of the ordinary here. This dog has not been trained.

 

[Amargith]

Tell us you love us...then say you were only kidding

 

[Tiltyred]

Say how much you've missed us ... and tack on "like a hole in the head"

 

[Valhallahereicome]

Ask us about our feelings and practically use a crowbar to pry our deepest passions and fears out of us... and then make it clear that you were just doing it for kicks.

 

[Tiltyred]

Make reference to any of that material at the water cooler, jokingly, to people we don't know at all, or worse, can't stand

 

[nozflubber]

Tell them they aren't the Animal's MOMMY or mother no matter how hard they want to believe it.... they're just another animal caretaker!

 

[Clownmaster]

Offer a recovering addict a pound of weed (can sell for 500$) if he smokes a joint with you. Its against his morals to break his sobriety, but its a ton of potential cash.

This is actually a predicament I got put into tonight.

 

[garbage]

Tell them they aren't the Animal's MOMMY or mother no matter how hard they want to believe it.... they're just another animal caretaker!

Better yet, tell them that their animal is stupid.

 

[Ulaes]

this little trick blows their minds

 

[Koocoomoo]

"Upset, are you? What are you gonna do, include this in your latest entry on LiveJournal? Write a poem about it?"

Since this is in trend I will start this one.

1. Being very friendly towards them and then swiching to very hostile mode in moment can knock them of the track.

6. Laughing at their face for their errors in emotionally charged moment.

7. Accuse them that they take everything too personally (even when they are not)

"You KNOW you could have prevented this, cuz you KNEW it was coming! What's wrong with you?!"

All of them except number 7 would REALLY get me..

 

[forzen]

1. Tell a frustrated NF to chill out cause their feeling are just bunch of chemical reaction that can be disregarded easily.

2. Become friend with a NF then without telling them "why", ignore them completely.

3. Love is a illusion.

4. Date one, then completely ignore one the next day (of course this would mess with anyone's head).

 

[Stanton Moore]

9. Open a joke thread and watch as they are over rationalizing it. Since they don't want to sound unrational.

Jeez. This isn't funny at all. NEXT

 

[marmandahalf]

1. Tell a frustrated NF to chill out cause their feeling are just bunch of chemical reaction that can be disregarded easily.

2. Become friend with a NF then without telling them "why", ignore them completely.

3. Love is a illusion.

4. Date one, then completely ignore one the next day (of course this would mess with anyone's head).

For all of our talk of compatibility, does it seem to anyone else that NTs are ideally created to mess with NFs?

 

[Ruby Tuesday]

- Break up with them via Facebook.
- Tell them, "I genuinely thought I loved you at the time" or "I never really loved you; I just thought I did; something of that ilk.
- Tell them they are just like their mothers.

 

[marmandahalf]

Tell them, "I genuinely thought I loved you at the time" or "I never really loved you; I just thought I did; something of that ilk.

This one works surprisingly well on INTJs, as well

 

[Amargith]

For all of our talk of compatibility, does it seem to anyone else that NTs are ideally created to mess with NFs?

...and vice versa

 

[d@v3]

Insult small animals and children.

Definitley the animals, although I'm not sure about the children one.

 

[Phantonym]

Become friend with a NF then without telling them "why", ignore them completely.

Works for me

 

[Wyst]

Give signals to an NF that you like them when you're really in a relationship with someone else.