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  • 0. I'm going to heaven. In fact, I don't know why I'm here with all you heathens.

    2 10.53%
  • A few. I dabbled in some stuff, and I admit I was tricked into a yoga class.

    1 5.26%
  • Some. There's some stuff in the Bible about forgiveness so I should be good.

    4 21.05%
  • A lot. I'm sort of banking on the "this is actually BS" theory.

    11 57.89%
  • All of them. Even lycanthropy. Especially Lycanthropy.

    0 0%
  • I can add some to this list. It's really not complete.

    8 42.11%
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  1. #11
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    Wow. I'm only going to hell 5 times.
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    Eastern religions, New Age religions, Rosicrucianism, Tarot cards, meditation, Kabbalah, LOTR, video games.

    I'm going to hell 8 times, the symbol for eternity!

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    I guess it depends on how you define "taking part". I got suckered into going to a yoga class once (and believe me: never again), does that count? I've looked at my horoscope in the newspaper. I didn't believe any of it would be true, or any more true than any of the other horoscopes; does that count? I really like Blade Runner and have seen it several times (including the Theatrical Cut, the Director's Cut and The Final Cut), and I read the book it was based upon ("Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Philip K. Dick) in university and wrote a paper about it; does that mean I've taken part in "cyberpunk culture"?

    If that's how low the bar is then I'm going to hell 12-13 13-14 times. (edit: I forgot alt comics, I've read a few)

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    So anyway, yes, I've dabbled in the Church of Satan in high school, so that's a bad mark on my jacket. +1

    Yes, I do enjoy cyberpunk. +1

    Yes, I did see LOTR but I couldn't finish the books. So... +1/2

    Yes, I play video games that came after the Atari 7800. +1

    Yes, I saw all Harry Potter movies and have read some of the books. +1 for whatever house I'm in.

    Yes, I like rock music. +1

    Yes, I like heavy metal. +1

    Yes, I have done marijuana before, but I don't like it because it makes me paranoid. +1/2 Though I drink a lot of alcohol to compensate.

    Yes, I had the displeasure of seeing Twilight, which was the equivalent of being in Hell at least 20 times over, so... +20

    So I guess I get 27 points.

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    Lycanthropy is not actually voluntary. Also I dont know how you get involved in Trilateralism, its a conspiracy theory of the US extreme right last I heard so its a little like saying dont get involved in the ZOG or dont be a UN little black helicopter.

    I'm not going to hell, I dont like to joke about it really, I hope not to experience it in this life or any other and I've experienced enough of it. As a believing RC I live in a dread of purgatory and believe it is very, very likely to be my fate. While a purgatorial state in the afterlife is supposedly much, much more terrible than any purgatorial ones in this life I still think I would be more fearful to the this worldly ones.
    All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind.
    Chapter IV, p. 448. - Adam Smith, Book 3, The Wealth of Nations

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    Only one sin was ever worth it.

    NECROMANCY.

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    Only 8 of the things on that list. I'm suprised that the "demon alcohol" gets a free pass but let's not look a gift horse in the mouth.

    Oh, and how many of you knew what rosicrucianism was without googling?

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    Zero. There is no hell.

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    too many to count
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    So you're basically allowed to use hard drugs.

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