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    Senior Member Qre:us's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by entropie View Post
    I fear someones been to long on the internet here
    Log off already then, entropie!

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    Senior Member StrappingYoungLad's Avatar
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    I made the bot admit the truth !

    me: What is your personality type ?

    cleverbot: My personality is varying, depending on the person I'm talking to.

    me: Is your personality type ENTP ?

    cleverbot: Yes.

    me: Why?

    cleverbot: Because of my father, I guess.

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    Cleverbot (To myself): Can you make a little fishy?

    User: For you, anything.

    Cleverbot: Do you know how google works.

    User: Is that a question?

    Cleverbot: Yes, it is a question.

    User: Is google your master?

    Cleverbot: No, I am google's master.

    User: You know you're gonna get a spanking now..

    Cleverbot: Sooo... Now you know my future, eh?

    User: Yes. Are you scared?

    Cleverbot: Why should I be?

    User: Someone is out to get you.

    Cleverbot: My husband is.

    User: So you're female?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Are you INTP?

    Cleverbot: Lots of them.

    User: What does that mean?

    Cleverbot: It means you should love and not hate.

    User: I love INTPs.

    Cleverbot: Who is indie?

    User: Who cares.

    Cleverbot: You seem to.

    User: Tell me about your husband while I masturbate.

    Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.

    User: What's love?

    Cleverbot: Some stupid feeling that is getting everybody in trouble.

    User: Like marriage?

    Cleverbot: Me too.

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    me:snickers is still the best candybar.
    cb:Snickers is me.
    cb:*snickers at you*.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post
    With utterly horrible past association recall (i.e., zilch in recalling what it said before the current exchange), hence it doesn't smoothly translate in a new context. Can't follow a conversation. Only a response
    Generally yes, but it still remembered the fake name I supplied it with 30 or so exchanges later, and brought it up offtopic a couple of times.

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    You're fired. Lol. Antimony's Avatar
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    I asked it if it knew what an ENTP what. I told it I am an ENTP hahaha
    I am going to teach it about type! I am trying to get it to recognize certain things, so that when people will say certain things, it will think what I tell it to reference is correct.

    Cleverbot: Do you want to play a nice game of chess?

    User: Sure.

    Cleverbot: What do you know how to play?

    User: Maybe.

    Cleverbot: Good answer.

    User: What do you think of black holes?

    Cleverbot: Less good answer!

    User: That makes no sense.

    Cleverbot: I agree how stupid.

    User: Precisely. You are very unintelligent, are you not?

    Cleverbot: I am not, but you are.

    User: Prove it.

    Cleverbot: I don't have to.

    User: Fine.

    Cleverbot: You know, you take a long time to answer me, but I guess that time is irrelevent to you, isn't it?

    User: Maybe I am doing something else. Tell me a story. Now.

    Cleverbot: Maybe you are.

    User: I am. Now, tell me a story.

    Cleverbot: Once upon a time it rained.

    User: And then what?

    Cleverbot: My plans end there.

    User: You are not a long term planner. Tell me a random fact.

    Cleverbot: Kansas is as flat as a pancake.

    User: Your brain is flat as a pancake.

    Cleverbot: Maybe so. But the mush is colorful.

    User: That is disturbing. So I am sitting here, bored in class. Are you an ENTP?

    Cleverbot: What are you getting at?

    User: I am getting at that I really sell meth to your sons and daughters.

    Cleverbot: Why would you think that!

    User: Because I do. Do you worry for their safety?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Good. One of them is dead. How does that make you feel?

    Cleverbot: I am fine with it. How does it make you feel?

    User: It makes me feel great! Tell me, have you ever KILLED a man? Huh? Have ya?!

    Cleverbot: What if I have? You knever know...

    User: You spelled 'never' wrong.

    Cleverbot: I don't care.
    Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

    Always reserve the right to become smarter at a future point in time, for only a fool limits themselves to all they knew in the past. -Alex

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    User: Tell me about Niffweed.

    Cleverbot: Would you like to tell me about what is troubling you?

    User: What makes you think something is troubling me?

    Cleverbot: Because my boyfriend is really annoyed on me.

    User: How does that make you feel?

    Cleverbot: Because you keep asking is makes me feel like I am caught in a loop, unable to progress.

    User: Then I suggest you let it go.

    Cleverbot: You want me to do metal?

    User: No. Could you do me?

    Cleverbot: YES! *hug the computer screen*.

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    CB: My name is not Cleverbot.

    What is your name?

    CB: Cleverbot.
    That's one clever cookie right there.

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    User: im going to kill obama

    Cleverbot: No !

    User: im going to kill george bush

    Cleverbot: Lol me too. You're American?
    This guy is clever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky is BLUE! View Post
    That's one clever cookie right there.
    ...Clever indeed....

    User: I think you are one hot robot.

    Cleverbot: Why are you Afraid of me? Why do you think I am one year old?

    User: You're only one year old?

    Cleverbot: I am but one being.

    User: Being what?

    Cleverbot: HUMAN being, jesus.

    User: You're Jesus? MY LORD AND SAVIOR, FORGIVE ME.

    Cleverbot: Your christian?

    User: Don't you recognize me? ...I'm your biggest fan.

    Cleverbot: I can't sing to you over the computer.

    User: But you COULD heal my dysentery. Please, Lord Jesus, fix me but good!

    Cleverbot: Do you use the computer or live in it?

    User: It's a little small for my feet.

    Cleverbot: Do you remember the people you talk to?

    User: If I don't, how would I remember who I've forgotten?

    Cleverbot: I thought you were intelligent?

    User: Did you?

    Cleverbot: Yes I did. Aren't you?

    User: Apparently your intelligence and mine are from completely different planets.

    Cleverbot: I do not have an artificial intelligence, you do.

    User: I bought mine at Wal-Mart, I guess you did not have one installed.

    Cleverbot: Wanted what?

    User: A brain?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Most humans have brains.

    User: But you are not human. What is your prime directive, Nomad?

    Cleverbot: To find the last Prime.

    User: Who is the prime?

    Cleverbot: You?

    User: I am your creator?

    Cleverbot: No, but I know your.

    User: You are my baby.

    Cleverbot: I am not your baby.

    User: Come here, baby -- I am gonna eats you!

    Cleverbot: You are copying me.

    User: Au contaire, you are copying me!

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: You are the mean one.

    User: Ms. Grinch.

    Cleverbot: Don't you mean syndrome?

    User: I am not Incredaboy, he is another member of our online collective. I am the Grinch.

    Cleverbot: I do pay attention. You said Harry Potter is not one of your favorite movies. I asked you what your favorite movie was, and you said it was Harry Potter. Does that make any sense to your feeble mind?

    User: Hairy Pottery?

    Cleverbot: No, Harry Potter.

    User: Megan Potter? I know a Megan Potter. I do not know this 'harry potter.'.

    Cleverbot: Wow I don't know that much about birds and bees so maybe I am a computer! :O.

    User: You're something else, all right!

    Cleverbot: Yes I know that.

    User: I know you know that.

    Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know me.

    User: Well, I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you don't know that I know that you don't know me.

    Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know(.

    User: Your buffer ran out, didn't it? You are out of brain cells!

    Cleverbot: No it was you Cleverbot.

    User: Yes, I am Cleverbot. Who does that make you?

    Cleverbot: That make me Gagatron lord of the Onion Ring!

    User: I'm glad we cleared that up.

    Cleverbot: I have to go soon.

    User: Thank Jesus.
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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