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    I wanna chase tornadoes!

    and I nearly incited a mob at the grocery store tonight all of us were waiting patiently in the self checkout line when some bitch just strolled past everyone and took one of the checkouts herself... I called her out for it "excuse me ma'am... are you blind or do you think you're better than everyone who was patiently waiting here to check out who you cut in front of?"

    everyone else jumped on the bandwagon... she had old ladies yelling at her
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    I wanna chase tornadoes!

    and I nearly incited a mob at the grocery store tonight all of us were waiting patiently in the self checkout line when some bitch just strolled past everyone and took one of the checkouts herself... I called her out for it "excuse me ma'am... are you blind or do you think you're better than everyone who was patiently waiting here to check out who you cut in front of?"

    everyone else jumped on the bandwagon... she had old ladies yelling at her
    Thar be a lynching on the cards!
    All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind.
    Chapter IV, p. 448. - Adam Smith, Book 3, The Wealth of Nations

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lark View Post
    Thar be a lynching on the cards!
    don't cut in line on Thanksgiving Eve... we ALL want to go home
    “71-hour Ahmed was not superstitious. He was substitious, which put him in a minority among humans. He didn't believe in the things everyone believed in but which nevertheless weren't true. He believed instead in the things that were true in which no one else believed.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    don't cut in line on Thanksgiving Eve... we ALL want to go home
    Ha! That second part is straight out of a 'Nam movie.
    All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind.
    Chapter IV, p. 448. - Adam Smith, Book 3, The Wealth of Nations

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    I wanna chase tornadoes!

    and I nearly incited a mob at the grocery store tonight all of us were waiting patiently in the self checkout line when some bitch just strolled past everyone and took one of the checkouts herself... I called her out for it "excuse me ma'am... are you blind or do you think you're better than everyone who was patiently waiting here to check out who you cut in front of?"

    everyone else jumped on the bandwagon... she had old ladies yelling at her
    I can see this in my head, perfectly.
    Who would dare assert that we know all there is to be known?
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    Ich habe ein Problem mit einer Frau.

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    Marmalade and biscuits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lark View Post
    Ha! That second part is straight out of a 'Nam movie.
    there were probably some vets in the line

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    I can see this in my head, perfectly.
    that woman got SHAMED

    nobody wants to get yelled at by a grandma... the scary thing was that when it came to sorting out the line everyone listened to me and did what I said... what the fuck?
    “71-hour Ahmed was not superstitious. He was substitious, which put him in a minority among humans. He didn't believe in the things everyone believed in but which nevertheless weren't true. He believed instead in the things that were true in which no one else believed.” -Terry Pratchett

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    I'm ready. I'm willing. I'm able.

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