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    Default Stereotypology.

    This is probably not a new topic but just for fun, post some short little excepts like the following ones explaining something that would happen to a type based on the stereotypes surrounding it.

    The ISTJ didn't notice the death penalty appeal form until he had worked through his paper stack....but then it was too late.

    The ISFJ didn't notice anything that wasn't approved of by others. Suicide was approved so then it was performed.

    The INTJ didn't notice he was a super villain till his cape got stuck in the rocket launcher.

    The INFJ didn't notice that reading minds doesn't work on trains.

    The ISTP didn't notice that mechanical hip-hop moves dont work on inner city murderers.

    The INTP didn't notice anything outside of his head. Which is why he tripped and fell on it.

    The ISFP didn't notice the poisonous paint that fell in his drinking water, but the picture was nice.

    The INFP didn't notice that others weren't noticing him. So he noticed himself off a one noticed.

    The ESTJ didn't notice, or care, when a colleage pointed out hypothetically that a falling rock could hurt, because it wasn't a fact....when it hit it soon became one.

    The ENTJ didn't notice this either and got hit by the same rock, he could have noticed but he was too busy looking at himself in a mirror.

    The ESFJ didn't notice that a 400 pound rhino on a safari doesn't care if you run around hysterically as a form of self-defence and emotional manipulation.

    The ENFJ didn't notice that the cultists can always turn on the cult leader.

    The ESTP didn't notice that the nike motto 'just do it' doesn't apply to everything, so he went and 'did it' the wrong way up a one way was going fine until the bus.

    The ESFP didn't notice the alchohol content of the concoction he had just mixed, but nevermind he won the bet just as he lost his liver.

    The ENTP didn't notice the one fatal flaw in his doomsday device....too bad that the ISTP had just died.

    The ENFP didn't notice anything that didn't currently look like a bunny, which the wolves were thankful for.

    ps: Yes I know most of these arent very good and some dont even seem relevant but go easy on me, I have no imagination!!
    'One of (Lucas) Cranach's masterpieces, discussed by (Joseph) Koerner, is in it's self-referentiality the perfect expression of left-hemisphere emptiness and a precursor of post-modernism. There is no longer anything to point to beyond, nothing Other, so it points pointlessly to itself.' - Iain McGilChrist

    Suppose a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?"
    "Suppose it didn't," said Pooh, after careful thought.
    Piglet was comforted by this.
    - A.A. Milne.

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