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    Quote Originally Posted by Nijntje View Post
    IT IS SO YOU!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGuffin View Post
    [YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9HG03zHHfY"]Liz Lemon Says Don't Be Cry[/YOUTUBE]
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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    Rumors have it that @Risen will give @Lexicon a windows phone if she'll pay for the surgery for him to get boobs.
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    Default Summer Vent Quotes

    @bologna: remember when robert pattinson died in 9/11

    @Risen: "I wanta large-a breastsa!"

    @Saturned: color me an unsurprised shade of pale teal

    @LEGERdeMAIN: scrambled eggs is a sign of a corrupt and feable mind

    @mathemagician: lots of bitches dig the silent powerfuck
    mathemagician: don't diss

    @Chawie: oh, chawie is an ancient gaelic word meaning badass

    @Mad Hatter: go ask senza about medieval history
    Mad Hatter: i can tell you, it's a lot of monks, dirt, and boredom

    Wind-up Rex: i have a friend who's considering fucking someone from the casual encounters section of craigslist
    Wind-up Rex: i think shes going to get herpes and get serial killed
    @Patches: Tell her to do this: Have the guy put on one condom. fill a 2nd condom with hotsauce and put it over the first. That way if one condom breaks, YOU FUCKING KNOW IT. Some hotsauce to the dick is worth not getting AIDS.

    @Patches: Welcome to vent. Leave your soul at the door.

    @Lexicon: UFC is like, a couple punches then an hour of awkward spooning

    @Vasilisa: zang said i need to lay off the hope
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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    You and @Pettycure keep bringing up silent powerfucking. I think we have some horn-dogs here.

    Hit me up

    Quote Originally Posted by Wind-Up Rex View Post
    @bologna: remember when robert pattinson died in 9/11

    @Risen: "I wanta large-a breastsa!"

    @Saturned: color me an unsurprised shade of pale teal

    @LEGERdeMAIN: scrambled eggs is a sign of a corrupt and feable mind

    @mathemagician: lots of bitches dig the silent powerfuck
    mathemagician: don't diss

    @Chawie: oh, chawie is an ancient gaelic word meaning badass

    @Mad Hatter: go ask senza about medieval history
    Mad Hatter: i can tell you, it's a lot of monks, dirt, and boredom

    Wind-up Rex: i have a friend who's considering fucking someone from the casual encounters section of craigslist
    Wind-up Rex: i think shes going to get herpes and get serial killed
    @Patches: Tell her to do this: Have the guy put on one condom. fill a 2nd condom with hotsauce and put it over the first. That way if one condom breaks, YOU FUCKING KNOW IT. Some hotsauce to the dick is worth not getting AIDS.

    @Patches: Welcome to vent. Leave your soul at the door.

    @Lexicon: UFC is like, a couple punches then an hour of awkward spooning

    @Vasilisa: zang said i need to lay off the hope
    Jonnyboy: you know women, trying to fill their gaping holes with the largest thing possible

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    Default Vent Quotes - Fall Edition

    @Risen: i like how doug acts as if he can walk
    Risen: so cute


    @LEGERdeMAIN: bbl, beer church, have a nice evening every1
    @Mane: enjoy worshiping false alcohol


    @Peguy: One can only hope the VP debate goes better than last time
    Peguy: last time it looked like Biden being a drunken pilot tyring to seduce an airhead stewardess at the airport bar


    @LEGERdeMAIN: most lost people convince themselves that they are not lost
    legerdemain: i only know this because i'm a prophet


    @Eruca: "Come to our site, we have actual smart people"


    @Jonnyboy: build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night
    Jonnyboy: set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

    @93JC: sweden changes people

    @shortnsweet: I'm gonna go shower and make brownies and drink scotch and return better than I was


    @Cimarron: Prophet Muhammad: Vampire Hunter


    @Jonnyboy: assuming average penis length, how many men would be needed to have a group of men where every penis was in a butt, and every butt had a penis in it?
    @earthtrekker1775: 2
    earthtrekker1775: of me


    @Sinmara: Gophers are total whores dude


    @Saturned: i keep waiting for the Point to pop up like a moocow on the horizon


    @Mane: *makes clumsy Se-less motions at eck that may or may not be interpreted as interpretive dance*


    @Chawie: unicorns used to be real, until estjs kiled them all


    @Saturned: well a friend of mine who was chinese would tell me, saturned if u are one in a million there are
    @Chawie: thats just what chinese people do to feel better about their being so many of them


    @JivinJeffJones: "pepsi, coke, FLACCID PENIS"
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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    Either those vent quotes are getting funnier, or I'm getting more assimilated into the hivemind...
    "I trust what you are doing though…I just see it a little differently.
    I don’t see it as you stepping away from the fire. I see it as the fire directing your course.
    No matter how airy or earthy or watery you become... to many of us you will always be...a super nova."

    "Behind these gates of seeming warmth sits, loosely chained, a fierce attack dog. Perhaps not crazy, but dangerous"

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    Default Vent Quotes - The Quotation is Gonna Get You

    @Risen: i wanna be a sexologist
    Risen: and i want a puppy
    @Mane: perfectly reasonable life goals


    @Lexicon: lemons arent.. flammable..
    Lexicon: are they?
    @ Cim would know
    Phobik: or mcgyver


    @prplchknz: im leaving you for greener pastures and suppler breasts


    @Jonnyboy: actually, anything written in the 70s and 80s was likely written by a man with a beard


    @Eruca: There is a significant overlap between romantic and retarded


    @LEGERdeMAIN: sometimes a cigar is just your father's penis


    @Saturned: carrot cake is the unholy offspring
    Saturned: of the devil fornicating with veggies


    @Aleda: I follow the golden rule because otherwise, I get really stressed out.


    @Sinmara: My cat should be a fireman.
    @Eruca: Does that mean he is very brave or very stupid?


    @senza tema: Because I'm a thing ruiner
    senza tema: I ruin people's things


    @YWIR: give her 2 more years and her bitch will flower into a rose


    @YWIR: " YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE. ITS EITHER BE HIPSTER, OR BE KILLED!!"


    @Ginkgo: he looks like a founding father banged a Huxtable


    @YWIR: I'm terrified about turning into a cow
    YWIR: i mean fat
    YWIR: not spontaenous transformation


    @wheelchairdoug: is it possible to rename threads?
    @Jonnyboy: it's possible if you have love in your heart doug
    Jonnyboy: <3


    @Mane: hey, if it works it works. ad hominems are a fallacy for a reason - people use them


    @YWIR: A LADY IN THE STREETS BUT A SEMI PRUDE IN THE SHEEETS
    Wind-up Rex: it's just one long, vagina based con


    @YWIR: Lzh
    @LevelZeroHero: mm?
    YWIR: I wonder how you'd taste coooked in a masla curry with ric eon the side
    YWIR: vanilla
    YWIR: or just really vanilla


    @Poimandres: Oh, you had sex in a car?
    @Riva: She was giving me a blow job while travelling
    Riva: Yes what do you think I was saying?
    Poimandres: That sounds very un-sanitary.


    @Jonnyboy: the pinky is meant for show
    Jonnyboy: not to be used like a barbarian
    Jonnyboy: "I need only 3 fingers and a thumb to do my daily routine"
    Jonnyboy: because I am rich and powerful
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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    Not to stereotype, but after doing this a couple of rounds, I'm starting to believe that TPs are the most consistent deliverers in the comedy department.

    Also, I'm instituting a new rule that funny shit that people say when I'm not around can be PM'd to me. While I do like to incentivize bitches dancing for my amusement, ect, I'm willing to share the love cause that's the kind of decent motherfucker I am.
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind-Up Rex View Post
    @Risen: i wanna be a sexologist
    Risen: and i want a puppy
    @Mane: perfectly reasonable life goals


    @Lexicon: lemons arent.. flammable..
    Lexicon: are they?
    @ Cim would know
    Phobik: or mcgyver


    @prplchknz: im leaving you for greener pastures and suppler breasts


    @Jonnyboy: actually, anything written in the 70s and 80s was likely written by a man with a beard


    @Eruca: There is a significant overlap between romantic and retarded


    @LEGERdeMAIN: sometimes a cigar is just your father's penis


    @Saturned: carrot cake is the unholy offspring
    Saturned: of the devil fornicating with veggies


    @Aleda: I follow the golden rule because otherwise, I get really stressed out.


    @Sinmara: My cat should be a fireman.
    @Eruca: Does that mean he is very brave or very stupid?


    @senza tema: Because I'm a thing ruiner
    senza tema: I ruin people's things


    @YWIR: give her 2 more years and her bitch will flower into a rose


    @YWIR: " YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE. ITS EITHER BE HIPSTER, OR BE KILLED!!"


    @Ginkgo: he looks like a founding father banged a Huxtable


    @YWIR: I'm terrified about turning into a cow
    YWIR: i mean fat
    YWIR: not spontaenous transformation


    @wheelchairdoug: is it possible to rename threads?
    @Jonnyboy: it's possible if you have love in your heart doug
    Jonnyboy: <3


    @Mane: hey, if it works it works. ad hominems are a fallacy for a reason - people use them


    @YWIR: A LADY IN THE STREETS BUT A SEMI PRUDE IN THE SHEEETS
    Wind-up Rex: it's just one long, vagina based con


    @YWIR: Lzh
    @LevelZeroHero: mm?
    YWIR: I wonder how you'd taste coooked in a masla curry with ric eon the side
    YWIR: vanilla
    YWIR: or just really vanilla


    @Poimandres: Oh, you had sex in a car?
    @Riva: She was giving me a blow job while travelling
    Riva: Yes what do you think I was saying?
    Poimandres: That sounds very un-sanitary.


    @Jonnyboy: the pinky is meant for show
    Jonnyboy: not to be used like a barbarian
    Jonnyboy: "I need only 3 fingers and a thumb to do my daily routine"
    Jonnyboy: because I am rich and powerful
    If I quote this, does everyone who rx mentioned get mentioned again?
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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