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  1. #11
    Rats off to ya! Mort Belfry's Avatar
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    Jan 2008


    I saw a ghost once. It turned out it was me from the future.

    "I came back in a time machine," said my future-ghost-self. "OooOOooooooo."

    "What, ghosts need time machines?" I asked, "What's it made out of?"

    "Ghost parts," said my future-ghost-self. "From cars in car accidents."

    "What, car parts have ghosts?" I asked.

    "Uh - yeah, pretty much everything has ghosts," said my future-ghost-self. "Anyway I've come back to warn you about something."

    "But wait," I said, "Do the car parts die?"



    "Because they were in a crash," said my future-ghost-self.

    "Oh, come on," I said. "You mean if I throw a hammer at a wall and it crashes, then a little ghost hammer flies up to hammer heaven? That's ridiculous."

    "Well it happens."

    "But if the hammer is wood, wouldn't it be the ghost of a tree?"

    "Look, do you want to hear this important warning or not?" asked my future-ghost-self.

    "Nah, I'm not interested, piss off," I said. "If you can't get your facts right, why should I listen to your sob story?"

    "Because it can save your life," said my future-ghost-self.

    And that's when I kickboxed my future-ghost-self in the face.
    Why do we always come here?

    I guess we'll never know.

    It's like a kind of torture,
    To have to watch this show.

  2. #12
    Senior Member alcea rosea's Avatar
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    Nov 2007


    I'm sorry but I have no such experiences.

    Just came by to share that information with everybody.
    Last edited by alcea rosea; 03-12-2008 at 06:49 AM.

  3. #13
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    When i was a child, we used to visit a neighbouring country, and stayed in a state that had a casino-hotel in it. Apparently, gamblers used to jump out of the hotel windows when they had lost everything, rather than go home. That's why in some rooms, even now, outside the windows, there are joss sticks. After a while, the hotelier had made the windows in such a way that they couldn't open beyond a certain width, so that no one could jump out of them anymore.

    Anyhow, on one of those trips, we stayed in the hotel right? As there were quite a few of us, I decided to sleep on the floor, rather than squeezing in with my sis or cousins. Bad choice. While drifting in and out of sleep, a voice spoke in my ear. (Imagine yourself sleeping on your side, and a voice speaks right beside your ear).

    It was breathing, and calling my name. When I didn't respond, it started calling my full name, over and over again. In that evilly, toying way. I got so scared, I started reciting the Lord's Prayer. That thing, or whatever it was, started chuckling. Then it followed me, and started reciting the Prayer, too.

    I was too frozen to do anything. Think after a while, it left and i fell asleep.

    Since then, i've never slept on the floor again. (there's some Malay superstition that you should never sleep on the floor of a strange place, because spirits roam there.). And that's partly why i'm a free-thinker, too.

    Oh. And as a Ti Dominant, I'll admit that i don't know if it was a dream, or real. But even if it was a dream, it was a damn freaky one, to have some thing breathing in your ear, and toying-ly calling your name, and sarcastically praying along with you.
    You gave me hyacinths first a year ago;
    They called me the hyacinth girl.
    Yet when we came back, late, from the Hyacinth garden,
    Your arms full, and your hair wet, I could not
    Speak, and my eyes failed, I was neither
    Living nor dead, and I knew nothing,
    Looking into the heart of light, the silence.

    --T.S Eliot, The Wasteland

  4. #14
    Senior Member swordpath's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by sassafrassquatch View Post
    Sleeping sucked. I was afraid of the dark, scared of the shadow people, afraid of being abducted by aliens and had nightmares all the time.
    That sucks. I thought I saw an apparition of a pirate come out of the wardrobe in my room and take a picture of me with a Polaroid camera and then go back into the wardrobe, when I was 10ish. I wonder where that picture is hanging today...

  5. #15
    Senior Member prplchknz's Avatar
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    Never seen a ghost, but I have had a few dreams I had one last night

    I was inside a CSI type show and their was a serial killer who decapiptated people and their teddy bears, and I was one of the people who did so I woke up a ghost and their was a line where my head had been re attach and the room I shared with someone else had died and so I could talk to all the ghosts and I had known her when I was alive and we got to talkin and she asked me if I was crazy and had I taken. Apparently as a ghost you can get high. I told her nothing, and that we continue to age as ghosts without the pesky annoyance of pain or death then when we age a certain amount each person has a different experation date we go *poof* and are reincarnated.and even though most people are nice after their dead and in what appears to be the same reality it's really two different ones, so it's hard for the living and dead to communicate to one another . I suspect this is to not give away the mystery of death.

    the other one was I had been dead for awhile and was haunting my apartment and at the end of the dream I was able to move on

    Also had a dream where I visited my grandpa in heaven they lived on clouds and had thatched houses.

    though sometimes things randomly fall when I'm around. And it is possible that just because I haven't seen that their are ghosts.

    my mom believes my grandpa haunts our house, so whenever something breaks or she loses something she thinks he's mad about something she's done.

    and too add to what czecze said, I'm convinced that if moses had been alive today they would have dragged him off to the psych ward
    Last edited by prplchknz; 03-14-2008 at 09:00 AM. Reason: I meant to agree with cze cze but forgot.
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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