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    I wanna fcken feel right Numbly Aware's Avatar
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    This lady I was working with had an important appointment Monday and it was Sunday evening. She took a nap and woke up in shock like she was having a heart attack, "OMG, OMG, OMFG, FORGIVE ME, IT CAN'T BE!" Me sitting in the other room asks if she's okay, she replies with, "Oh, you're here? I thought it was Monday... I had something to do," as she calms down with, "omg, omg, its okay."
    I died laughing in the other room crying, she couldn't even get up from fear. I thought to myself how can someone be so careless if they truly cared for their meeting the next day. I thought the whole situation was funny. And, no, I am not sarcastic or judgmental at all. I find it amusing when people believe something to be and its not.
    One step ahead from yesterday~

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    Not today but last night at Discord. Yamato and I completely corrupted the Carl Jung bot and now it's a sex robot.
    your mother warned me about you.
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    Default What made you laugh today?

    A menu of a restaurant with branding campaign that says: "A scream in the face of high prices"
    Work for a cause not for Applause
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    “sometimes... confused people are funnier, nicer, and more open-minded than non-confused people.” labyrinthine


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    President Bush trying to put on the poncho at the inauguration:
    Kudos to President Trump for initiating nuclear disarmament talks with NK.
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    Oh, Bill! Tsk. Tsk. Tsk...
    "A life that lives without doing anything is the same as a slow death." - Lelouch Vi Britannia

    Alignment: True Neutral/Chaotic Neutral (Rational Neutral - Rebel Neutral)

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    your mother warned me about you.
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    your mother warned me about you.
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    EJCC: "The Big Questions in my life right now: 1) What am I willing to live with? 2) What do I have to live with? 3) What can I change for the better?"
    Coriolis: "Is that the ESTJ Serenity Prayer?"

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    The whole conversation was excellent but this part cracked me up

    Damn it. It was my mom and I talking about the amish and porn. It was great.

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    I am the Cat who walks by Himself, and all places are alike to me...

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