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    Yeah, I can fly. Aleksei's Avatar
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    Default Confucius say...

    Man who enter turnstile sideways go to bangkok
    Tattoo permanent proof of temporary insanity
    Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
    Man who run in front of car get tired.
    Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
    War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
    Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
    Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
    Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
    Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
    Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
    He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
    Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
    Man who sit on tack get point!
    Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
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    L'anima non dimora Donna Cecilia's Avatar
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    He must had been on too much Sake when he said such things.

    "An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise."
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    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

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    man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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    Confucius (Kung Fu Tse) was a weirdo. As a child he used to organise the other children and play at funnerals. I kid you not. That's as funny as anything I could make up.

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    What is, is. Arthur Schopenhauer's Avatar
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    Men who put cream in tarts are not always bakers.
    Masturbating, come in handy.
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    This will not end well...
    But it will at least be poetic, I suppose...

    Hmm... But what if it does end well?
    Then I suppose it will be a different sort of poetry, a preferable sort...
    A sort I could become accustomed to...



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    :P

    -"He who sit in own pew, smell own fart."

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    confucius say what alek sei.

    Quote Originally Posted by Aleksei View Post
    Man who enter turnstile sideways go to bangkok
    Tattoo permanent proof of temporary insanity
    Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
    Man who run in front of car get tired.
    Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
    War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
    Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
    Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
    Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
    Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
    Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
    He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
    Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
    Man who sit on tack get point!
    Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
    ain't over till it's over.

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    State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    I tryed making my own:

    Master baiter who plays with his rod at stream catches only one type of fish.
    Man who sticks rod in anything stops catching fish.
    Man with no spine is not rigid dick.
    Fecalpheliac vampire suck ass .
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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