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    Senior Member Qre:us's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lux View Post
    Maybe they do. Maybe that's the vegetable equivalent of a long and happy life?
    Perhaps, as being wanted when you're dried, old and shriveled is quite the accomplishment. Or, perhaps, it's pity.

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    I like to think of myself more as a crusader against evil time.

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    Kraken down on piracy Lux's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post
    Perhaps, as being wanted when you're dried, old and shriveled is quite the accomplishment. Or, perhaps, it's pity.
    I think it is definitely a pity. Good one Q.
    "It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    Totally wrote this in "honor" of a massive fatty that was in a class with me full time for 3 months. She'd eat plain bacon sandwiches and a bag of greasy chips for breakfast. Her keyboard and surrounding area were always full of crumbs. Wtf.

    Sing this to America the Beautiful plz.

    O beautiful for lucious bread,
    For amber crusts of grain,
    For orange macaroni bits
    Above the bacon plane!
    My dinner plate! My dinner plate!
    God shed his food on me
    And give me food for motherhood
    From mouth to golden pee!

    O beautiful for big red beets
    Whose color makes me flush
    A thoroughfare of widest streets
    Across the fruited brush!
    My meal will be best in the south!
    God makes us very fat!
    Confirm thy soul in self-control,
    And eat up the whole vat!

    O beautiful for pasta sauce
    In red or white you come!
    I'll eat you either way, my dear
    Oh, look I just found some!
    I can't live with...out my spaghetti!
    I feel it's made of gold!
    Till all success be nobleness
    And never let it mold!

    O beautiful for my ice cream
    That sees beyond the years
    Your flavors bring you to my dream
    And not among my fears!
    Mint chooooocolate chip, and rocky road
    I could eat you all day!
    And strawberry, I'll let you be
    I would rather eat hay!
    I think I'm an ISTP.

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