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    Default Fabio called me

    I just got a call on my cell phone. It was a toll-free number so I didn't pick up (always sales or whatever-- I didn't think they had my cell number though). I went to check the voicemail and it was Fabio. He was letting me know that he's there for me, since he knows what it's like to be unappreciated as a homemaker. He would be happy to take me to the South of France where we can enjoy romance, leisure, and of course, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

    Then he invited me to esplore his kitchen.

    I'm so hot right now.
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    haha! I'd give you some tips on what exactly to do with the ICBINB, but Fabio's probably got you covered.


    Hey, you don't get a 54% test score without finding creative uses for butter...


    I... suppose. Yeah!

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    fabio an ESTP?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasz View Post
    fabio an ESTP?
    A T? Everyone knows Fabio's all sensitive, manly F. He knows what women want (P.S. it's butter substitute).


    I... suppose. Yeah!

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    Heh. In my fantasy, he's wearing an apron and I'm not in the kitchen at all. He comes out of the kitchen with chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes and gravy, fried okra, and sweet tea, then goes back into the kitchen to clean up, never saying a word and leaving my alone to read, watch TV, and surf.

    Edit: And he can keep his nasty fake butter!
    “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    He would be happy to take me to the South of France where we can enjoy romance, leisure, and of course, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. Then he invited me to esplore his kitchen. I'm so hot right now.
    Maybe the spray would be more convenient than the spread.

    (Then again, maybe convenience isn't part of this steamy equation.)

    I liked the fake Fabio commercial where he was pushing the gondola along in Venice, then unexpectedly turned into an old man. That was great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cafe View Post
    Heh. In my fantasy, he's wearing an apron and I'm not in the kitchen at all. He comes out of the kitchen with chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes and gravy, fried okra, and sweet tea, then goes back into the kitchen to clean up, never saying a word and leaving my alone to read, watch TV, and surf.
    Make it calorie-free, and I'm with you.


    I... suppose. Yeah!

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    http://www.fabiofone.com/medprivateisland/fabiofone/

    He can call you, too.

    Now I just have to figure out who told him to call me... and see if I still have anybody's phone number from here...

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    I keep getting recorded messages in Spanish on my cell phone, possibly bill collections or something like that, text messages from weird people, and calls about some illegal alien's kid that keeps playing hooky at a highschool in another state.

    Worse yet, some of these I don't pick up and the morons calling leave voice messages for someone else, as if I'm the freaking cell-phone fairy and I can magically deliver them to people that I don't know.

    Last Sunday, while roaming:
    (Duplicate)
    From: ###-###-####
    tell do da i love her forever
    6:53pm 4/22/07
    Yeah, that's great, and I hate you, idiot.

    I hate phones...this reminds me of why I avoided having one and got rid of it when I had a good excuse.

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    Oh I am so signing up my sister-in-law and my ENFP friend!
    “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”
    ~ John Rogers

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