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ENTP Quote Of The Day

Mal12345

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"Wouldn't it be neat if we could grow ears on our balls?"
 

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Mal, that is the single dumbest most retarded quote I have ever read on this forum, and up there for one of the worst things in this infinite and miserable existence.

Maybe our teeth should have tongues gushing out of them, or maybe our poop should be covered in blood, or maybe even our piss can catch fire upon release. There is no end to the idiocy.
 

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Mal, that is the single dumbest most retarded quote I have ever read on this forum, and up there for one of the worst things in this infinite and miserable existence.

Maybe our teeth should have tongues gushing out of them, or maybe our poop should be covered in blood, or maybe even our piss can catch fire upon release. There is no end to the idiocy.

I swear I'm not even trying to make the entire ENTP genre look bad. But I am getting annoyed by the ENTP babble in class. This guy sitting in front of me won't shut up unless he gets too bored to talk anymore.
 

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In class? What subject brought that about?
 

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In class? What subject brought that about?

The kiddies are just babbling blah blah blah in between break and class, before the trainer comes back in the room.

Every day I go there, I am constantly reminded of why I hated school so long ago.
 

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Today I reminded Mr. ENTP about growing ears on his balls. And he said as long as they couldn't hear; and he then noted that the worst thing down there would be a nose.

REALLLLLY? Mr. ENTP, you are so clever and smart...
 

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Oh those ENTPs!:D I have one sitting beside me in math class with her friend (whose type I'm not fully sure about, though I'm thinking she might be ENTP as well). The two can't stop laughing - and about the most random stuff (otherwise they wouldn't be laughing so much). Otherwise they're nice people.
 

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I swear I'm not even trying to make the entire ENTP genre look bad. But I am getting annoyed by the ENTP babble in class. This guy sitting in front of me won't shut up unless he gets too bored to talk anymore.

Oh those ENTPs!:D I have one sitting beside me in math class with her friend (whose type I'm not fully sure about, though I'm thinking she might be ENTP as well). The two can't stop laughing - and about the most random stuff (otherwise they wouldn't be laughing so much). Otherwise they're nice people.

Obviously, carrying on loudly while in class is rude. I won't do it. ENTPs aren't the only ones who do that though. I'm thinking it's a maturity/decency thing more than anything.
 

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Obviously, carrying on loudly while in class is rude. I won't do it. ENTPs aren't the only ones who do that though. I'm thinking it's a maturity/decency thing more than anything.

It's generally an ExxP thing, I think. :D

But, you're right, it has to do with maturity as well. A lot of other people in the class do it (I'm surrounded by ESFPs and ESTPs everywhere :D), however these two have their distinctive quality to it - some sort of Ne youthfulness.
 

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Wouldn't it be neat if women could grow balls on their ears?
 

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An ENTP I knew in most of my classes had people sign a petition to have salami serve as our government.
 

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An ENTP I knew took a piss in his sister's beer. So she got back at him by poisoning his Coke. Rat poison.
 

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"Wouldn't it be great if we converted the entire Earth's core into a gigantic, nuclear fusion powered artificial intelligence who controls the gravity on Earth? We can take bets on how long it takes until the AI decides to kill us all."
 

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You guys are just functionist towards Ne.

I remember the Ne jokes I used to make with my INTJ friend; he followed along quite well. "The Teddy Bear Conspiracy". I think you can imagine the rest from there.

In either case, Ne Pride World Wide!
 

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"I wish I had a strait jacket to wear just because it's so cool."
 

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I must say, these ENTP quotes are endlessly hilarious.

My INTP/ENTP hybrid of a friend just messaged me an update on how school is going:

"In chemistry, we're doing a lab on how long I can go without shoot myself."
 

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Did the same fellow say that?

I'd really like to meet him.

Yes, and I've worked alongside him since Dec. 3, 2012. Around the third day he was yelled at for sleeping during a training lecture. I try to make him crack up at least once a day.
 

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Oh I thought this was a thread about quotes.

here's mine
"you can do anything if you can survive the consequences."
 

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"Wouldn't it be great if we converted the entire Earth's core into a gigantic, nuclear fusion powered artificial intelligence who controls the gravity on Earth? We can take bets on how long it takes until the AI decides to kill us all."

That doesn't seem to make sense. Something about information theory ? Seems fishy.
 
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