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Tom Cruise

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Oh, come on -- that was what, seven years ago???

He has shown no such signs of power since then. It is likely that it was a genetic anomaly that has since quieted and dissipated. If the boy had Jedi powers, they would have no doubt manifested themselves since then.

Once cray, always at least a half cup o' cray, my jenniest of the jennies.

P.S. Also, Scientology....
 

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Once cray, always at least a half cup o' cray, my jenniest of the jennies.

P.S. Also, Scientology....

I didn't say he wasn't crazy.
I just don't think he is a Sith. :vader1:
 
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Oh, come on -- that was what, seven years ago???

He has shown no such signs of power since then. It is likely that it was a genetic anomaly that has since quieted and dissipated. If the boy had Jedi powers, they would have no doubt manifested themselves since then.


The most powerful Sith rarely do.


Do not underestimate the power of the dark side.
 

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WHY IS IT THAT ANY GUY THAT LIKES TO HAVE SEX IS AUTOMATICALLY LABELED AN XXSP?? JESUS CHRIST!

No, it's just that SPs are the only ones that jump up and down on couches at inappropriate times.
 

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The most powerful Sith rarely do.
Do not underestimate the power of the dark side.

I'm not trying to estimate the power of the dark side.
I'm trying to estimate the power of Tom Cruise.
 
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Well, he's currently free.
you could be his #4. (If you get married in Maryland.)


I have always dreamt of being a house-husband. I don't know if I could deal with the galactic conquest, though.
 

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I have always dreamt of being a house-husband. I don't know if I could deal with the galactic conquest, though.

Maybe you could just marry him for a few months, then divorce because he's always out taking over planets instead of spending time at home. negligence, abandonment, all that jazz...
 

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BEHOLD TOM CRUISE THE UNICORN!

 
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