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    Default How To Determine If You Are A Snowflake

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    If you spend more time occupying the streets in “protest” than you occupy a shower, or a job, you’re a snowflake.

    If you’ve convinced yourself that despite any actual evidence, Russia somehow stole the election from Hillary, you are a snowflake.

    If your favorite arts and crafts projects consist of knitting pink hats in the shape of a reproductive organs or scribbling “Resist” on a cardboard sign, you are a snowflake.

    If choosing between two gender options seems unfair to you, you are a snowflake.

    If you demand a safe space from conservative speakers but think it’s perfectly acceptable to burn and smash up your own campus in protest, you are a snowflake - a violent snowflake - but a snowflake nonetheless.

    If you think that you, by virtue of being born, deserve a participation trophy, you are a snowflake.

    If you think someone else should pay for your college education, you are a snowflake. There is no such thing as "free." It's not free if your neighbor pays for it.

    If you think borders, walls, and immigration laws are mean, you are a snowflake.


    If recognizing the “Islam” in radical Islamic terrorism offends you, you are a snowflake.

    If you think an AR-15 is a military assault rifle, you are a snowflake.

    If you have never bought, shot, or touched a firearm but insist you are an expert on gun policy, you are a snowflake, and terribly misinformed.

    If the American flag and the National Anthem offend you, you are a snowflake and you should take your snowflake booty and relocate to another country since you clearly don’t appreciate this one.

    If a simple Christmas greeting sends you into a PC orbit, you are a snowflake.

    And last but not least, if you are more concerned with what our president tweets than the great things he’s doing for jobs, GDP, the stock market, border and national security, you are for dang sure a snowflake.

    It’s time to wake up and realize you are special to your parents, not anyone else. You need to get over the notion that the worst thing that can happen to you is hurt feelings.

    If you sit back and wait for someone to offend you, you’re not living a very full or productive life. Dry your tears, accept reality, and get to work. If you don’t like the way your life is going, change it. Life is tough, get a helmet.

    Those are my final thoughts. From LA, God Bless and Merry Christmas.
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    Easy test, perfected in the 16th century. Set self on fire, if you burn you are wood, if you melt you are a snowflake, if you are unharmed you are a witch.

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    If you create threads bitching about people being snowflakes, you are a snowflake. ❄️

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    Quote Originally Posted by Population: 1 View Post
    If you create threads bitching about people being snowflakes, you are a snowflake. ❄️
    If you bitch about people creating threads bitching about people being snowflakes, then you are a snowflake.
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    You do realize that by posting this long ass whine about snowflakes, you just joined the snowflake ranks? Congratulations.
    I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mal12345 View Post
    If you bitch about people creating threads bitching about people being snowflakes, then you are a snowflake.
    Nah I’m a puddle. A mere shadow of the snowflake I once was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Population: 1 View Post
    If you create threads bitching about people being snowflakes, you are a snowflake. ❄️
    Yeah. I always love "OH I'M SORRY DID THIS TRIGGER YOU LIBERALS? ARE YOU OFFENDED? YES, YOU'RE OFFENDED. WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO PC ALL THE TIME? OH WHY ALL THE TEARS" so early in the morning.

    Dude. C'mon, Tomi, the original source of this bullshit. Nobody gives a fuck about Christmas greetings. Nobody gives a fuck about people mentioning God to other people. Nobody is offended by the national flag and anthem actually existing.

    For the most part, these, among many others, are strawman positions on trite issues designed to paint the entire "other side" as a bunch of dumbass lunatics. Man, look at how much these people care about things!

    It's pretty stupid believe that Christmas greetings, God, the flag, and the anthem are offensive. Thankfully, there's only like two out of ~300 million people in our country who actually do believe those sorts of things.
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    Well, I guess, first of all, this is one of those trigger phrase or key words which immediately alerts me to the fact there's some right wing internet crap going on, as its something I never, never ever, hear in real life but I hear a lot online, and at that point I tend to stop listening, why? Because its all about building the echo chamber, the same as the liberal equivalent, nobody should have any time for that.

    Left the playground behind a long time ago. No desire to go back. Its not going to make anyone any younger, its not going to make the reality of mortality any the easier to avoid thinking about.

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    If you're a feathery ice crystal, typically displaying delicate sixfold symmetry... You might be a snowflake...

    If your genetic biology makes up a white-flowered Eurasian plant related to and resembling the snowdrop, typically blooming in the summer or autumn... You might be a snowflake...
    With all due respect,
    -Jack.

    I give easement and rest now to thee dear man.
    Come not down the lanes or in our meadows.
    And for thy peace I pawn my own soul...


    What's that in the mirror? Or the corner of your eye?
    What's that footstep following, but never passing by?
    Perhaps they're all just waiting, perhaps when we're all dead,
    Out they'll come a-slithering from underneath the bed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bush Did 9/11 View Post
    Yeah. I always love "OH I'M SORRY DID THIS TRIGGER YOU LIBERALS? ARE YOU OFFENDED? YES, YOU'RE OFFENDED. WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO PC ALL THE TIME? OH WHY ALL THE TEARS" so early in the morning.

    Dude. C'mon, Tomi, the original source of this bullshit. Nobody gives a fuck about Christmas greetings. Nobody gives a fuck about people mentioning God to other people. Nobody is offended by the national flag and anthem actually existing.

    For the most part, these, among many others, are strawman positions on obviously trite issues designed to paint the entire "other side" as a bunch of dumbass lunatics.
    I don’t consider myself either a liberal or conservative. I have personal beliefs that don’t adhere to any particular party platform. I take things an issue at a time.

    Anyone can be a snowflake, regardless of political affiliation. I’m honestly sick of both camps. Extremes cause a chasm to form in the middle where all those who try and use reason over blind fanaticism plummet into the abyss.

    Or something.

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