Judgement Day

[Spurgeon]

When you face Almighty God--the Creator, Sustainer, and Righteous Judge of all things--on Judgement Day, what will be your defense?

 

[Qlip]

Well, Mr. Spurgeon, if that is your real name. I'll wait for God to voice his dissaproval, and then I'll say.. "Well, what did you expect?" while jumping diagonal to the right and backward to avoid the trapdoor, and also the secondary comedic trapdoor.

 

[Orangey]

I think I'll plead insanity.

 

[Randomnity]

When you face Almighty God--the Creator, Sustainer, and Righteous Judge of all things--on Judgement Day, what will be your defense?

I see you're in Heaven, so do you have any suggestions?

 

[Jaguar]

Now, go ahead and read your Bible, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

 

[Giggly]

I was under the impression that God isn't going to take pleas.

 

[swordpath]

Do I need a defense? It's me, one helpless man, against this supposed supreme, infinite, omniscient, omnipotent deity. If he's real, I'll simply bend over and take it.

 

[tinker683]

Do I need a defense? It's me, one helpless man, against this supposed supreme, infinite, omniscient, omnipotent deity. If he's real, I'll simply bend over and take it.

Pretty much this.

I'll have no defense.

 

[Nicodemus]

[If] you face Almighty God--the Creator, Sustainer, and Righteous Judge of all things--on Judgement Day, what will be your defense?

"You brought it upon yourself."

 

[Tiltyred]

God's gonna have to answer to me. I've got a list of questions a mile long. When we get done with that, then we can see about what's my excuse, but honestly, if he's smart, he won't start with me.

 

[swordpath]

God's gonna have to answer to me. I've got a list of questions a mile long. When we get done with that, then we can see about what's my excuse, but honestly, if he's smart, he won't start with me.

He's probably shaking in his boots right now.

 

[Lark]

When you face Almighty God--the Creator, Sustainer, and Righteous Judge of all things--on Judgement Day, what will be your defense?

I will not presume to make any defence but to accept God is just.

 

[Lark]

God's gonna have to answer to me. I've got a list of questions a mile long. When we get done with that, then we can see about what's my excuse, but honestly, if he's smart, he won't start with me.

You sould read Philip K Dick's The Divine Invasion, its science fiction but influenced by Jewish mysticism, it will answer a lot of your questions I suspect. The dreams I had while reading it where amazing.

 

[Tiltyred]

He's probably shaking in his boots right now.

I should hope so!

And I'm not having any of this "I sent it as a trial to test your faith" crap either, because that's his usual cop out.

 

[Qlip]

You sould read Philip K Dick's The Divine Invasion, its science fiction but influenced by Jewish mysticism, it will answer a lot of your questions I suspect. The dreams I had while reading it where amazing.

That's what this thread reminded me the most of, but I decided to not bother making any references. You'd kind of just have to read it.

 

[KDude]

I can enter this type of conversation with the Almighty at any moment. Why Judgement Day? Why is that to be the setting?

It's kind of regressive, like you take the John the Baptist approach. Screaming of the coming judgement and a future accounting. What about the here and now?

The Baptist was so fixated on how things would play out that way that he almost doubted Jesus. He sent messengers asking Jesus if he was the one or should everyone wait for another? Compared to the Baptist, Jesus looked tame. Jesus said "“Go and tell John what you have seen and heard: the blind receive their sight, the lame walk, lepers are cleansed, and the deaf hear, the dead are raised up, the poor have good news preached to them. And blessed is the one who is not offended by me.”

And further down, he says.. "The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Look at him! A glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners!’ Yet wisdom is justified by her deeds.”

Here John was emphasizing the end of the world, and then he hears of this guy helping people and postponing judgement. And better yet, Jesus warned him not to be offended. So why is it so important to you? Are you better than Jesus?

 

[Nicodemus]

He's probably shaking in his boos right now.

 

[Spurgeon]

I see you're in Heaven, so do you have any suggestions?

Absolutely, yes.

Turn from your sins and believe in Jesus Christ, the Son of God, who lived a sinless life, died, was buried, rose again, went to Heaven, and still lives and pleads for sinners at the right hand of God.

 

[Habba]

When you face Almighty God--the Creator, Sustainer, and Righteous Judge of all things--on Judgement Day, what will be your defense?

Shotgun and a fallen angel. That seemed to work out just well enough in the Legion.

E: Or what about the proverbial burrito and the microwave?

 

[Totenkindly]

"Just inspecting to see if it's worth buying the timeshare. I've got three more places to look at before tomorrow, so make your best pitch."