Ask God

[Joehobo]

Did I say that he'd care for my praise?
Or did you just make that up?

"if god were real, which it he isn't, he's a mass murdering piece of shit that I'd never praise nor respect."

"So I ask, why do you feel that if there was a god, it'd care for your praise and respect?"

Pay attention if you're going to reply, and don't dodge the question.

 

[Chimerical]

"So I ask, why do you feel that if there was a god, it'd care for your praise and respect?"

Pay attention if you're going to reply, and don't dodge the question.

I never said that it would care.
I said that I wouldn't respect nor praise it.

As you said, pay attention.

Anyway, stop talking to me about such trivial things. I'm sure you have better things to do in your life than nitpick here in this forum about the semantics of my posts.

 

[Joehobo]

I never said that it would care.
I said that I wouldn't respect nor praise it.

As you said, pay attention.

Anyway, stop talking to me about such trivial things. I'm sure you have better things to do in your life than nitpick here in this forum about the semantics of my posts.

lol I'm actually just interested in where your perspective comes from on the matter to be honest.

 

[ilikeitlikethat]

Dear Our Father who art in Heaven,

Do you have to go to Church to be a Christian?
Aren't you everywhere? Even on this forum?
Sure, I get the whole 'sacrifice your time for your worship' thing oh Lord, but, I think with this brain you have blessed me with, God, I thank you and suggest that 'If a Christian enjoys going to church' because of the many benifits of going to Church such as your praise and the blessings of congregation and staying out of trouble oh Heavenly Father, I think/feel that, if they enjoy that and having fun, there's no wrong in that, but I wonder if Christians are in danger of shutting themselfs out from the unsaved, and forgive me, but, that seems a bit selfish, to me, amen.

 

[Fluffywolf]

Ask yourself what you would ask God.

 

[RaptorWizard]

Ask yourself what you would ask God.

I would ask 3 questions:

1. What is God?
2. How did you become God?
3. How did God create the Universe?

 

[Fluffywolf]

I would ask 3 questions:

1. What is God?
2. How did you become God?
3. How did God create the Universe?

So ask yourself:
1. What does God mean to you?
2. How could an entity like God have been born?
3. What part could that entity have played in the creation of the universe?

Based on your answer of the first question, it could very well make void of the second and third one.

 

[88reconcile88]

God, why are us humans left here to ponder? Why do we possess questions instead of answers? What is my mission in life?

 

[Qlip]

God, why are us humans left here to ponder? Why do we possess questions instead of answers? What is my mission in life?

Any interest in MBTI at all?

 

[Mole]

What's the difference beween God and a surgeon?

 

[Redbone]

Are you an INTJ because you're God or are you God because you're INTJ?

 

[Mole]

Q: What's the difference beween God and a surgeon?

A: God doesn't think he's a surgeon.

 

[swordpath]

Dear God,

Are blow jobs sinful?

 

[skylights]

dear god,
please tell me what to do with my life, but make sure i like the answer.
love skye

 

[Forever_Jung]

Bo Burnham asked me to ask you this:

Dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard of a sword,
Dear good all seeing being,
My way or the highway, Yahweh.
The blue balls, anti masturbator,
The great all loving faggot hater,
I'd like to thank your holy might,
For making me both rich and white,
And though this is your day of rest,
I come to you with one request,
There's so much pain beyond this steeple,
Wars and drugs and homeless people,
Sadness where there should be joy,
Hate and rape and Soulja Boy,
A world in darkness needs your light,
So I'm sure your schedule's pretty tight,
But my dog just had surgery,
If you could fix that first.......JESUS"

 

[Mole]

Is it 'octopi' or 'octopuses'?

 

[AphroditeGoneAwry]

How about octopussi?

 

[Mole]

How about octopussi?

Well, Aphrodite, (I like to think of you before you went awry), it depends whether 'octopus' is Latin or Greek.

If 'octopus' is Latin, the plural is 'octopi'.

But should 'octopus' be Greek, the plural is 'octopuses'.

'Aphrodite' is Greek, so I plump for the Greek 'octopuses', after you, Aphrodite.

 

[AphroditeGoneAwry]

Well, Aphrodite, (I like to think of you before you went awry), it depends whether 'octopus' is Latin or Greek.

If 'octopus' is Latin, the plural is 'octopi'.

But should 'octopus' be Greek, the plural is 'octopuses'.

'Aphrodite' is Greek, so I plump for the Greek 'octopuses', after you, Aphrodite.

Oh, okay then, Victor. Shall I google to see its origins? Or will you? We must get to the bottom of this dilemma. Though I think octopussi sounds better....


Would you like me to read aloud to you, Victor? I quite enjoy that.

And, also, what happened to your V? I'm quite sad to see it gone....

 

[WALMART]

Dear God,

Can you heat a burrito up so hot even you cannot eat it?

Love,
Homer Jay Simpson