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What cheese are you? You know you want to find out.

Chernushka

New member
Joined
Aug 29, 2017
Messages
13
MBTI Type
ISFP
Enneagram
fuk
You got: Cheddar
You are just like a a chainsaw, the SHARPEST tool in the shed. You have brains and brawn. Look how handsome you are in your block form. You are so cheddar you are making cheddar with all your cheddarness.

Ehm, okay. xD
 

Morpeko

Noble Wolf
Joined
Sep 20, 2017
Messages
5,414
MBTI Type
LEFV
Enneagram
461
Instinctual Variant
sx/sp
You got: String Cheese

You aren't just a being, you are several beings. You have layers, you are deep, you are HUMAN. (But you are a cheese still.) Don't forget to wash your hands before you peel away, and please do not BITE — this is string cheese, not bite cheese.
 

Metis

New member
Joined
May 2, 2008
Messages
2,534
You got: Easy Cheese

You are gross and come in a can, but people love you anyway. ANYTHING GOES WITH YOU. People don't even waste time putting you on anything, staright to the mouth you go. Just have fun being in college for the rest of your life.

:doh:
 

Maou

Mythos
Joined
Jun 20, 2018
Messages
6,117
MBTI Type
INTP
Enneagram
5w6
Instinctual Variant
sx/sp
You got: Blue Cheese
You smell like poop but goddamn people love you for it. KEEP BEING YOU, BLUE.

lol
 

misfortuneteller

New member
Joined
Apr 4, 2015
Messages
578
MBTI Type
INFP
Enneagram
9w8
Instinctual Variant
sp/sx
I better be a mozzarella. Let's see...

Meh, I can't pick a wine because I don't drink alcohol.
 

tired

New member
Joined
Sep 3, 2018
Messages
17
MBTI Type
INTP
Enneagram
5
Instinctual Variant
sp
You got: String Cheese
You aren't just a being, you are several beings. You have layers, you are deep, you are HUMAN. (But you are a cheese still.) Don't forget to wash your hands before you peel away, and please do not BITE — this is string cheese, not bite cheese.
 

Forever

Permabanned
Joined
Aug 30, 2013
Messages
8,551
MBTI Type
NiFi
Enneagram
3w4
Instinctual Variant
sx/so
You got: String Cheese
You aren't just a being, you are several beings. You have layers, you are deep, you are HUMAN. (But you are a cheese still.) Don't forget to wash your hands before you peel away, and please do not BITE — this is string cheese, not bite cheese.
 

ceecee

Coolatta® Enjoyer
Joined
Apr 22, 2008
Messages
15,908
MBTI Type
INTJ
Enneagram
8w9
You got: Gouda
Hello, you cheesy masterpiece. You beautiful circle of goodness. You belong in a cheese museum of perfection. Enjoy your life because people are gonna want to eat you until you are gone.
 

Venus Rose

New member
Joined
Jul 8, 2016
Messages
324
MBTI Type
INFP
Enneagram
4w5
Instinctual Variant
sx/so
You got: Swiss Cheese

Your beauty is in your holes. All your nooks and crannies are filled with secrets and special talents. You are one of a kind. Don't let anyone call you a crater face, because your imperfections make you more wonderful than anyone else. Also, believe in your faith — after all, you were made HOLEY.
:huh:
 

HoneyBlossom

Member
Joined
Mar 12, 2018
Messages
208
MBTI Type
INFJ
Enneagram
962
Instinctual Variant
sx/so
You got: American Cheese

You are the cheese of the United States and you should be proud. Nothing like slapping you between two slices of white bread and watching you melt. Praise you for your simplicity and adorable packaging.
 

Peter Deadpan

phallus impudicus
Joined
Dec 14, 2016
Messages
8,883
The kind with holes in it. The baby version.

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Probably pre-sliced and packaged because fuckin' 'merica. Two for $4.
 

The Cat

Just a Cat who hangs out at the Crossroads
Staff member
Joined
Oct 15, 2016
Messages
23,552
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Saturnal Snowqueen

Solastalgia 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊
Joined
Jan 9, 2019
Messages
6,125
MBTI Type
FELV
Enneagram
974
Instinctual Variant
so/sp
You got:: Brie

Look at you, you beautiful creamy thing, you. You know what you would look great wrapped in? A puff pastry that's been toasted in the oven. On the inside you are warming and forming into melted perfection. You are a star.
 

Yuurei

Noncompliant
Joined
Sep 29, 2016
Messages
4,509
MBTI Type
ENTJ
Enneagram
8w7
You got: String Cheese

You aren't just a being, you are several beings. You have layers, you are deep, you are HUMAN. (But you are a cheese still.) Don't forget to wash your hands before you peel away, and please do not BITE — this is string cheese, not bite cheese.
 
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