What cheese are you? You know you want to find out.

[Surr]

You got: Blue Cheese
You smell like poop but goddamn people love you for it. KEEP BEING YOU, BLUE.

[Hitoshi-San]

You got: Brie
Look at you, you beautiful creamy thing, you. You know what you would look great wrapped in? A puff pastry that’s been toasted in the oven. On the inside you are warming and forming into melted perfection. You are a star.

[Lexicon]

What Cheese Are You?

You got: Cheddar
You are just like a a chainsaw, the SHARPEST tool in the shed. You have brains and brawn. Look how handsome you are in your block form. You are so cheddar you are making cheddar with all your cheddarness.


I only like cheddar, pepper jack, & mozzarella - so this is acceptable.

[OneLovelyAdventure]

You got: String Cheese
You aren’t just a being, you are several beings. You have layers, you are deep, you are HUMAN. (But you are a cheese still.) Don’t forget to wash your hands before you peel away, and please do not BITE — this is string cheese, not bite cheese.

Yay! I love string cheese! You can pull it apart and it makes it so much more entertaining than all the other cheeses. Except maybe Swiss cheese, which is fun to play with 'cause of all the holes that you can poke stuff through.

[Kullervo]

What Cheese Are You?

You got: Cheddar
You are just like a a chainsaw, the SHARPEST tool in the shed. You have brains and brawn. Look how handsome you are in your block form. You are so cheddar you are making cheddar with all your cheddarness.



YES! I love sharp, aged cheddar cheese...

[Vasilisa]

What Cheese Are You?

You got: String Cheese

You aren’t just a being, you are several beings. You have layers, you are deep, you are HUMAN. (But you are a cheese still.) Don’t forget to wash your hands before you peel away, and please do not BITE — this is string cheese, not bite cheese.


I know in my heart that I am Fontina. Melting, melting.

[SD45T-2]

OMG I want cheese so bad now

I think Wallace would be upset that there's no mention of Wensleydale.

[chubber]

You got: Gouda
Hello, you cheesy masterpiece. You beautiful circle of goodness. You belong in a cheese museum of perfection. Enjoy your life because people are gonna want to eat you until you are gone.


no problem whatsoever... my favourite cheese anyway.

[rebeccasofia]

Cool!

You got: Gouda
Hello, you cheesy masterpiece. You beautiful circle of goodness. You belong in a cheese museum of perfection. Enjoy your life because people are gonna want to eat you until you are gone.

[paradigm]

You got: String Cheese

You aren’t just a being, you are several beings. You have layers, you are deep, you are HUMAN. (But you are a cheese still.) Don’t forget to wash your hands before you peel away, and please do not BITE — this is string cheese, not bite cheese.