How Will You Die?

[Metis]

How Will You Die?
Created byHahablah on June 3, 2014
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Swallowed a spider

You're too relaxed. Cruising through life. Short sentences. Guess what? Relax too much and a lonely black widow might just cosy up inside your open and relaxed mouth. At least it's a peaceful death.

 

[Forever]

Poop explosion

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Rush, rush, rush! You're big city, and just don't have enough time in the day. You can't even find enough time to poop once a day. This will be the death of you.... a month's worth of backed up poop will explode ending your busy life.

I'm anal-retentive!


Props to Golden Girls being a question!

 

[Frosty]

Poop explosion

Its funny but I swear to god Ive taken this quiz before.

Because I mean. I would NEVER forget a poop explosion result!

 

[Metis]

Ew

 

[❀༺♥༻ℭ𝔞𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔞_𝔄𝔦𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤༺♥༻❀༺]

Swallowed a spider

You're too relaxed. Cruising through life. Short sentences. Guess what? Relax too much and a lonely black widow might just cosy up inside your open and relaxed mouth. At least it's a peaceful death.

 

[The Cat]

"Hold my beer and Watch this." -Jack's last words...

 

[Morpeko]

Old age

Congratulations! You made it! You lived a safe life, and calculated your risks. A peaceful death and a full, long life are your rewards! You may just live long enough to hit 100.

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

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Bacteria from rice

You're a lazy person and look to take shortcuts when you can. Sometimes laziness pays off, and that rewards your slothful lifestyle. Well one time, it's not going to work out. Eating old rice instead of new rice... bad idea. Rice is one of the leading causes of food poisoning worldwide. You would know that if you read a book. RIP lazy.

 

[KnowWonder]

Eaten by a tiger

You're an animal person. It's nice to pet animals. Stroke a street cat here, poke a zoo monkey there. One day you'll convince yourself to climb the wall at the zoo to talk to the tigers. Bad idea, tigers love lunch guests but for all the wrong reasons.