Who are you? See if they can guess

[SD45T-2]

Male, Mid 50’s

Late 20s.

1. You are male.

Correct.

2. You are currently in your mid fifties,

Nope.

still working hard

Still trying to get a real job.

and enjoying every minute of it.

3. You are starting to go bald, but you don't care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger.

Nope.

You still have your good looks,

What good looks?

your gray eyes and your sense of humor.

My eyes are sort of greenish and I think my humor has gotten more morbid and nihilistic.

4. You have a beautiful loving family,

No spouse, no kids, nothing.

great life-long friends,

I basically have one real friend left.

even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!

I'm still heavier than I should be, but at least my cholesterol and blood pressure are fine.

 

[Lexicon]

Female, mid-40s

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
I am female. Good job, Internet.
2. You are currently in your mid 40's.
I am 32. But sure, mid 40’s sounds close enough, right? You win again, Internet!
3. You are raising a beautiful family, you have a career you're quite pleased with.
I am raising a beautiful CAT. I have no career to speak of right now, but I am overall happy/at peace with myself & life, for whatever that’s worth. You lose this one, Internet. You clearly missed how unique & special I am. Better luck next time.
4. You've recently started volunteering in your community.
Does becoming a forum moderator count?
5. You are taller than average, you have gorgeous dark hair and beautiful brown eyes.
I have thick, unruly dark hair, dyed red. And I have green eyes with central heterochromia (green iris with a brown ring around the pupil). Fail.

 

[Frosty]

Lol poor test.

Its trying its best probably!

Its sad to see that this is the little test that cant.

Sad but also sort of amusing just HOW off it is with everyone.

Someone mention me if it ever gets 100% correct

 

[Morpeko]

Male, Mid 50’s

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it.
3. You are starting to go bald, but you don't care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor.
4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!
5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they'll stay that way for much, much longer.

Lol.

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Lolllll, noo

Male, Mid 30's

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are in currently in your mid 30's.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring.
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you'll do anything to make sure of that.