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What Will Your Kid Be Like?

The Cat

Just a Magic Cat who hangs out at the Crossroads.
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Your son or daughter will be well-rounded, secure, happy, and popular. Flexibility and friendliness will charge his (or her) lifestyle. Even your grandchildren will be loving and respectful.
 
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Same as Jack and the OP. Although honestly if I have kids now they’ll mistake me for grandpa instead.
 

Verona

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Your son or daughter will be well-rounded, secure, happy, and popular. Flexibility and friendliness will charge his (or her) lifestyle. Even your grandchildren will be loving and respectful.

I read all of the descriptions and I would say my kids have been a mix of all 4 at different times lol.
 

Lexicon

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I got the same thing as everyone above.
Quiz is bunk.

I found many of the questions offensive, as they were phrased in such a way that automatically assumed the species of my children.

That said, Cricket does fit all the adjectives in the result.
I must be doin’ something right.
 

Sacrophagus

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Your Kid...
Your son or daughter will be a menace to society. A spoiled monster, an uncouth beast -- your kid will disrespect you, plunder all that's good, and eat out your heart. His (or her) spoiled brattishness will humiliate you til the end of your days.




I knew it. Those little worms. Fuck you, Trump.
 

Frosty

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Your son or daughter will be well-rounded, secure, happy, and popular. Flexibility and friendliness will charge his (or her) lifestyle. Even your grandchildren will be loving and respectful.
 

Norexan

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Your Kid...

Your kid has been groomed for material success. Standards and codes are extremely important to him (or her). Fear of failure also forms a constant companion. Your son or daughter will be hard-driving, rigid, short-tempered, successful, and materialistic. :blush:
 

Madboot

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Your son or daughter will be well-rounded, secure, happy, and popular. Flexibility and friendliness will charge his (or her) lifestyle. Even your grandchildren will be loving and respectful.
 

Hitoshi-San

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Your son or daughter will be well-rounded, secure, happy, and popular. Flexibility and friendliness will charge his (or her) lifestyle. Even your grandchildren will be loving and respectful.

^ basic? maybe, but at least I’m a pushover & will probably want to be part of their shenanigans & they’ll be happy
 

Obfuscate

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ranked by dashes...

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Merced

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"Your son or daughter will be well-rounded, secure, happy, and popular. Flexibility and friendliness will charge his (or her) lifestyle. Even your grandchildren will be loving and respectful."

Terrible test, seeing how the other possible answer choices were abusive in nature.
 
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Your kid has been groomed for material success. Standards and codes are extremely important to him (or her). Fear of failure also forms a constant companion. Your son or daughter will be hard-driving, rigid, short-tempered, successful, and materialistic.
 

Morpeko

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Your son or daughter will be well-rounded, secure, happy, and popular. Flexibility and friendliness will charge his (or her) lifestyle. Even your grandchildren will be loving and respectful.

A lot easier said than done, I would assume.
 

Norrsken

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Your kid has been groomed for material success. Standards and codes are extremely important to him (or her). Fear of failure also forms a constant companion. Your son or daughter will be hard-driving, rigid, short-tempered, successful, and materialistic.


This does not bode well with my cottagecore aesthetics that I want to have in the future. Interesting.
 

Red Memories

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Your Kid...

Your son or daughter will be well-rounded, secure, happy, and popular. Flexibility and friendliness will charge his (or her) lifestyle. Even your grandchildren will be loving and respectful.
 

Saturnal Snowqueen

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Your son or daughter will be well-rounded, secure, happy, and popular. Flexibility and friendliness will charge his (or her) lifestyle. Even your grandchildren will be loving and respectful.
 
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