Frosty
Poking the poodle
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- Apr 6, 2015
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How Much Of A Misandrist Are You?
You Got: You're 100% misandrist!
You are so full of misandry that you have grown too powerful from it. Fuelled by your hatred of men, your body has grown to tower above them, for the sole purpose of crushing them between your scaly feet. After many years of drinking nothing but pure male tears, you've gained super powers capable of banning men with a mere look with your reptilian eyes. You are the mythical Misandrist. When you're not busy hating men, you like to tend to your pet hydra, Friend, by feeding it nice guys. To amuse yourself, you often put hexes on friendly men that are just trying to make conversation with women on public transport that are wearing headphones and have no interest in interacting with anyone. Your only purpose in life is to be really, really mean to nice guys, and to ensure that they always finish last by tripping them up when they participate in competitive sport.
You are so full of misandry that you have grown too powerful from it. Fuelled by your hatred of men, your body has grown to tower above them, for the sole purpose of crushing them between your scaly feet. After many years of drinking nothing but pure male tears, you've gained super powers capable of banning men with a mere look with your reptilian eyes. You are the mythical Misandrist. When you're not busy hating men, you like to tend to your pet hydra, Friend, by feeding it nice guys. To amuse yourself, you often put hexes on friendly men that are just trying to make conversation with women on public transport that are wearing headphones and have no interest in interacting with anyone. Your only purpose in life is to be really, really mean to nice guys, and to ensure that they always finish last by tripping them up when they participate in competitive sport.