Testing your degree of Trumpness

[Typh0n]

Trump Factor Test

My score:

Your Trump Factor is 42%, which makes you a
Soft Donald.

Uh-oh. Someone had better call a doctor 'cause your Trump Factor isn't doing too well. You need to rise to the challenge if you want to be cheeky, sassy, lively, saucy, and smart like only the Donald can be – in other words, to turn yourself into the highest quality, most wildly powerful brand (capable of wooing women and voters alike). You've got a job to do and if you do it, you'll win. Good luck – the Donald is watching you.

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

23%

Oh golly. This isn't a sight that would please the Donald. What a weak and scrawny Trump Factor you have, entirely lacking in resolve or excitement. You've got to have excitement or you won't have energy. You've got to have energy, or you won't be strong. If you're not strong, soon you're not even gonna have a Trump Factor at all – you're just gonna have nothing.

 

[ceecee]

Oh my god those questions, especially the one with the double negative.
The answers should have been total disaster<-------------------->absolutely tremendous instead of agree and disagree.

Your Trump Factor is 3%, which makes you a
Weak Donald.

Oh golly. This isn't a sight that would please the Donald. What a weak and scrawny Trump Factor you have, entirely lacking in resolve or excitement. You've got to have excitement or you won't have energy. You've got to have energy, or you won't be strong. If you're not strong, soon you're not even gonna have a Trump Factor at all – you're just gonna have nothing.

 

[thepink-cloakedninja]

0%

 

[Mayflower]

23% Donald!! I'm not worthy!!

 

[Jaguar]

Your Trump Factor is 0%, which makes you
No Donald.

 

[Qlip]

You are 500% Trump Factor, several times the man Trump is, which makes you A Relatively Pleasant Human Being.

 

[geedoenfj]

Now this is disappointing my inner Trump is so tiny


Your Trump Factor is 2%, which makes you a
Weak Donald.


Oh golly. This isn't a sight that would please the Donald. What a weak and scrawny Trump Factor you have, entirely lacking in resolve or excitement. You've got to have excitement or you won't have energy. You've got to have energy, or you won't be strong. If you're not strong, soon you're not even gonna have a Trump Factor at all – you're just gonna have nothing.

 

[meowington]

The answers should have been total disaster<-------------------->absolutely tremendous instead of agree and disagree.

I LOL'ed.

 

[Lord Lavender]

Your Trump Factor is 68%, which makes you an
Impressive Donald

Wow! What have we got here? An impressive Donald, that's what we've got. Much like the original specimen himself, you're a diamond - an absolute diamond. Unapologetic, audacious, and unflustered, your Trump Factor truly is hard as only hardened carbon can be. In other words, your Trump Factor suggests that you're a real businessman; someone who means business in every sense of the word, as only a person of exquisite Donald-ness can.

 

[Cellmold]

The greatest war heroes don't allow themselves to be captured by the enemy.

 

[Abendrot]

Your Trump Factor is 61%, which makes you a
Solid Donald.

Well, well, well... If it isn't a solid Donald, ladies and gentlemen. While you are officially out of danger of being a woolly-mouthed, un-Donald-like wuss, your Trump Factor is still a bit in the rough and needs a bit more propping up (and perhaps a few seasons on The Apprentice) before you can play the Trump card and call yourself an impressive Donald. You've got to buckle down if you want to claim more of that straight-talking, sharp-shooting sass.

 

[Totenkindly]

I didn't answer everything a solid "no" but the test scored that way.

Your Trump Factor is 0%, which makes you
No Donald.

Oh, boy, oh boy. You'd better hope we're not going to tell Mr. Trump about your score, because he's going to have something to say about this and it isn't going to be moonlight and roses. If you're that far gone, you might as well be Rosie O'Donnell and not the real Donald. It's probably best for everyone if you and the Donald go your separate ways. Get outta here - you're fired!

 

[Gone]

Your Trump Factor is 13%, which makes you a
Weak Donald.
Oh golly. This isn't a sight that would please the Donald. What a weak and scrawny Trump Factor you have, entirely lacking in resolve or excitement. You've got to have excitement or you won't have energy. You've got to have energy, or you won't be strong. If you're not strong, soon you're not even gonna have a Trump Factor at all – you're just gonna have nothing.

 

[Jaguar]

I didn't answer everything a solid "no" but the test scored that way.

That's what happened to me as well.

 

[Verona]

0%

 

[Bush]

21%

I had many double thumbs ups and many double thumbs downs. I'm an ambivalent loser,and my Trump factor shows it.

 

[Bush]

I didn't answer everything a solid "no" but the test scored that way.

That's what happened to me as well.

When it comes down to The Donald, it's either all or nothing.

 

[Typh0n]

I didn't answer everything a solid "no" but the test scored that way.

Because the answers cancel each other out.

 

[Xann]

Your Trump Factor is 100%, which makes you a
Perfect Donald.

Hoo boy! Would you look at that? A perfect Donald score! Like the man himself, your Trump Factor has unruffled resolve and an insatiable craving for success running through its veins. Also like the man himself, your Trump Factor sure isn't going to apologize for itself; for being loud, being clear, and being courageous. If Trump knows what's up (and the Donald sure does), he'll make you his VP.

Wow, what a great test. Thoroughly pleased with that result. Thanks, [MENTION=17729]Typh0n[/MENTION]