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How Many Kids Are You Going To Have?

Forever

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One kid lol
 

Merced

Talk to me.
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Two kids.

Funny thing, that's my personal dream number of kids. I would never have kids in an odd number. It's either zero or two.
 

Watchtower

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Three kids!!! :D That's kind of unfortunate since I've basically given up on the idea of having any. It'd be great to have all three in one go.
 

CitizenErased

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None! :spindance:

I like kids as long as they can talk instead of screaming, they're not too "mature" (like when they're 10 or so and they begin the "adult thinking"), and, of course, I'm not responsible for them. I do have fun thinking weird stuff and playing with cloaks and costumes with them, though.

I think that if I ever had kids, I'd most likely resent them because I have to take care of them instead of doing whatever I'd rather be doing (because I'm responsible), but it's not the kids' fault and they don't deserve that, so I prefer not having any.
 

Smilephantomhive

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None! :spindance:

I like kids as long as they can talk instead of screaming, they're not too "mature" (like when they're 10 or so and they begin the "adult thinking"), and, of course, I'm not responsible for them. I do have fun thinking weird stuff and playing with cloaks and costumes with them, though.

I think that if I ever had kids, I'd most likely resent them because I have to take care of them instead of doing whatever I'd rather be doing (because I'm responsible), but it's not the kids' fault and they don't deserve that, so I prefer not having any.

Yeah I'm already resentful with my sisters who are both teens. Think of how worse it would be with kids. Yeah they don't deserve a grumpy parent so I'm not planning on having any.
 

Lexicon

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Whoever made this quiz clearly adores children... that's what I got out of it. :shrug:
 

Evo

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None! :spindance:

I like kids as long as they can talk instead of screaming, they're not too "mature" (like when they're 10 or so and they begin the "adult thinking"), and, of course, I'm not responsible for them. I do have fun thinking weird stuff and playing with cloaks and costumes with them, though.

I think that if I ever had kids, I'd most likely resent them because I have to take care of them instead of doing whatever I'd rather be doing (because I'm responsible), but it's not the kids' fault and they don't deserve that, so I prefer not having any.

This basically. Not 100%, but basically.
 

Avocado

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None! :spindance:

I like kids as long as they can talk instead of screaming, they're not too "mature" (like when they're 10 or so and they begin the "adult thinking"), and, of course, I'm not responsible for them. I do have fun thinking weird stuff and playing with cloaks and costumes with them, though.

I think that if I ever had kids, I'd most likely resent them because I have to take care of them instead of doing whatever I'd rather be doing (because I'm responsible), but it's not the kids' fault and they don't deserve that, so I prefer not having any.

Basically this. I would have to put up with the bad times and since I can finally have some peace and quiet, I intend to relish it. I will totally still be a high school teacher, though.
 

citizen cane

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One kid. Fuck that shit.
 

á´…eparted

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You like to live life to the full! With a future jam-packed full of adventure, you just don't have time for kids. You're going to have a peaceful life, that's for sure


Correct. I hate children, never want them, and hope that my friends never have them!
 

cosmic royal

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Two Kids

"Two children is the perfect amount for you! You'll have the luxury of time to yourself, but will still have a beautiful family to share your love with. You're lucky."

Eh, if I did want kids that would be the maximum amount. Though I don't see children being in my near future.
 

Firebird 8118

DJ Phoenix
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Twins... this triplet, is gonna have twins (hopefully, someday). :D :wubbie: :heart:
 

Siúil a Rúin

when the colors fade
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That's how it has turned out. I'm still on board with getting either a robot or a monkey.
 
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None. I always meet several guys at the same time .... It happens I find myself non-satisfied in the end so.... It would be hard to know who's the father :devil::D

Just joking of course :gleam:
 

Morpeko

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You like to live life to the full! With a future jam-packed full of adventure, you just don't have time for kids. You're going to have a peaceful life, that's for sure

That's the plan.
 

Red Memories

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Twins

Two for the price of one! You are so lucky. Yes, it may seem difficult handling two at a time, but you're just the kind of person who can handle it!
 
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